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A special message brought to you by BRANDS. Also, the News Street Journal features a double serving of Cathy as Zack continues his two-week meditation on death and the nature of human violence.
Cathy and guest anchor Max Eddy explore the newest work of popular street artist Banksy, fruit fly fight clubs, Joe Biden's latest antics, farm espionage, and 2-3 other things!
Cathy and Zack cover the week's hottest news, including missing Pope's blood, the latest on Syria, Iran's "Cool Cities" campaign, childbirth trends, and also some other things!