00:01 — It's Sara's birthday! We talk about how she feels, our new Cancer merch and what this week has in store astrologically ~*para todo el mundo*~. If you've been getting too crunk, it's not your fault, it's the stars. |08:58 — Justin Bieber was caught screaming in Hailey Bieber's face on camera. Some people think he was lashing out in anger, but according to the astrology, he was probably just drunkenly singing Black-Eyed Peas lyrics at her or something. We detour to talk about body image, and how Sara's mom's chart screams "dictator." Speaking of crunk, how crunk is Selena Gomez? That's another question for another time. |21:20 — We get fully into Justin's chart and how he's a live wire of emotions. |23:17 — Sara realizes that she accidentally read Selena Gomez's chat instead of Hailey Bieber's, and Molly murders a moth with an electric fly swatter. This all has to do with our chirons, allegedly! |27:47 — Britney Spears and her sister Jamie Lynn are engaged in an Instagram caption battle for the ages. Also, why is everyone in the story named Jamie? Because it means SUPPLANTER! |44:40 — Prince Harry is releasing a memoir, because Britney vs. Jamie Lynn wasn't enough sibling drama for the week! We talk about whether this will help or hurt his relationship with his family (lol). Will he finally explain the Nazi costume? We ALSO get into Prince William's lesser known but verrrrrry not-okay-in-2021 twenty-first birthday party which had an "Out of Africa" theme. CRINGE. | 01:02:20 — Really weird outro. We compare ourselves to Rugrats. Who knows why? See ya next week!Check out our merch! https://www.etsy.com/shop/SPACETRASHpodcast | Follow us: @mollymulshine and @saraarmour

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