Get ready for a battle heavy episode as the party fights all sorts of zany enemies. Don't worry, we had it under control the entire time. We weren't at all getting ready to roll new characters.

Show Notes

0:30 - Wawa is plugged many times

5:45 - The party shadow boxes Mike Tysons

42:30 - Imagine Farside's "School for the gifted" comic

58:30 - Gustav and Elizabeth look at all of us

1:17:15 - Nor gets his third and best cloak of the house

Once again the party sticks to the storyline like crisco to teflon. I’m not really sure how I didn’t commit seppuku after this session, it tested the limits of my sanity. It’s amazing Cliff and John were not impaled on one of my swords. *Editor Note* This is not a euphemism.

Show Notes

00:00 Having fun fighting the Nothic

20:49 Looking for loot

35:36 Bandits playing poker

38:15 Roll for initiative

1:08:21 Interrogation

1:11:20 Dividing the loot

1:14:10 Taking the cloak

This week the party continues into the basement of the spoopy house, Rodney nearly vomits, and Jack takes his work related anger and focuses it on poor Jeren showing that our country still has a ways to go before half orcs do not have to face adventure related discriminations.

Show Notes

0:35 - Level 2 character recap

5:20 - Down into the secret basement

12:35 - Nor lights things on fire

28:40 - Jeren assures the group he has never engaged in sexual intercourse with minors

32:00 - The DM looks into the monster book

43:40 - Rats! *Insert Ghost lyrics here*

59:20 - Luther finally puts down child bones

The adventures once again find themselves in a bit of a pickle as they walk into the Sleeping Giant a hive of villainy and cheap mead.

Show Notes

0:00 - The not so sleepy giant

17:40 - Finally the party attacks after 15 minutes of bullshit

31:36 - 3 Down

40:26 - last bandit doesn’t want to die

45:02 - Strip you naughty bandit

50:25 - Sneaking into Transender manor

60:35 - Meeting the One Eyed Monster

Punishment shots

11:18 Big Bean

13:54 Cliff

19:17 Big Bean

22:18 Big Bean

47:41 Rodney

We begin this session after the party has had its first kill. To celebrate Luthur decides to drink dirty bathroom water. This might not be the most significant event during this session but I'd like to point it out here in the summary so no one misses it.

Show Notes

1:21 - Going to the bathroom

2:01 - Luthor drinks dirty bathroom water

5:01 - The group gets Fantasia'd

18:07 - The group enters the bedroom and things turn weird

36:46 - The attic

56:01 - The party plays with a doll for a while

This is the first session in our all new lunch campaign! Yes, we eat lunch at a desk and play D&D. We are officially the coolest people in the office. Enjoy the new campaign that involves lots of evil jerk characters and disgusting eating sounds.

Show Notes

1:02 - Meeting the Dutchess at Daggerford

8:57 - Talking to Stan the Man around a fire

14:12 - The next spoopy morning

28:00 - Entering the totally normal house

38:00 - Den of Wolves

52:45 - Second floor (or 1st if you're unamerican)

1:07:00 - Secret room found!

1:14:30 - PEEPEE BREAK

1:16:08 - The THIRD floor

They said we couldn’t do it, but we showed them. Now if we could just get some listeners, but hey I’m not greedy. This episode is the official induction of Blail Occulus a Half-Elf Ranger played by Boa. I would like to say this episode is action packed, with adventure and intrigue, but to be completely honest, it is an utter shit show where I am barely keeping the plot moving. Let’s enjoy the chaos in episode 10.

Show Notes

0:00 - 5:40 Splitting up the loot

5:40 - 7:33 Meeting Blail

7:33 - 13:41 Harbin Wester

13:41 - 17:20 Selling the loot and making the plan

17:20 - 24:11 Edermath Orchard

24:11 - 32:29 Alderleaf Farm

32:29 - Back to the Inn

Punishment Shot

Cliff 36:10

The team gets their first taste of the Mean Maroon Men and Big Bean gets several tastes of liquor and begins his decent into delirium as he cannot stop saying people's real names. Oh and someone new appears!

Show Notes:

0:00 - 9:08 Buying Candles

9:08 - 15:06 BLAIL?!?!?!

15:06 - 23:01 Sneaky Attack

23:01 - 35:02 One Dead

35:02 - 43:45 Second Guy Super Dead

43:45 - 52:23 John finally shows up

52:23 - 1:01:05 Another one bites the dust

1:01:05 Bandit number 6 dead

Punishment shot

12:14 Big Bean

13:00 Cliff

41:04 Big Bean

43:51 Big Bean

47:09 Cliff

The party putzes around the name of a town no one can pronounce and after all the misogyny will probably not be asked back.

Show Notes:

0:00 - 3:18 Searching Klarg’s Cave

3:18-8:49 Visiting Phandalin

8:49 -11:42 John Can’t understand cleric spells

11:42 - 27:19 Lionshield Coaster

27:19 - 34:12 Barathen’s Provisions

34:12 - 49:59 Back to Stonehill inn

49:59 - 1:04:50 Shrine of Luck

1:04:50 - 1:14:59 Town Hall

1:14:59 - Miner’s Exchange

Punishment Shots

18:06 John Stall

A disgusting beast is featured in this episode.  Also, apart from Big Bean eating into the mic the party fights their first named bad guy ... and Big Bean nearly kills John Stall over a vuvuzela.

Show Notes:

0:00 - 9:35 Attacking the DAM goblins

9:35 - 11:08 Pizza is ready

11:08- 15:16 killing the defenseless goblin (while eating SORRY)

15:16 - 28:16 Main Chamber (STILL EATING)

28:16 - 58:11 Fighting Klarg

58:11 - 1:00:54 The unhelpful goblin

1:00:54 - LEVEL 2

Punishment Shots

Big Bean 34:11

Big Bean 36:15

Bruce 47:37

Big Bean 57:06