Trigger Warning: Forced inter-species sex is handled with very little sensitivity in the following episode.

Show Notes:

0:00 -25:31  Killin’ Goblins

25:31 - 27:41 Going through the corpses

27:41 - 39:14 Sildar’s story

39:14 - 48:41 Crossing the Goblin Bridge

48:41 - 52:11 Xod is one charming Motha’ Fucka’

52:11 - Getting into the cavern of pools

Punishment Shots

Big Bean 21:04

Big Bean 38:39

The party spends quite a bit of time on the front steps of the cave and Bruce shows how good of a player he is as he controls Rodney's character for the session.

Show Notes:

0:00 - 3:11 Trying to start the episode

3:11 - 6:06  Inspiration Explanation

6:06- 7:08 Audomon is a real drow name

7:08 - 8:23 Giving Audomon a weapon

8:23 - 9:59 Grapefruit Jalapeño is not good

9:59 - 33:56 Goblins Attack

33:56- 37:01 Going in the cave

37:01 - 40:21 WOLVES

40:21 - 42:43 I’m the Map

42:43 - 51:20 Entering the Goblin Cave

51:20 - planning the attack

Punishment Shots

8:23 Big Bean

51:46 Cliff

51:59 Big Bean (inaudible)

59:35 Big Bean

Weeblow continues showing his expertise and compassion in all things while accepting his party is just there to keep him company.

Show Notes:

00:00 - 12:05 Half-orcs playing poker

12:05 - 17:28 The Halfling Hooker

17:28 - 20:30 The Barkeep’s room

20:30 - 23:53 Don’t Wake the Drow

23:53 -36:35 I want that sword

36:35 - 41:09 To Phandalin

41:09 - What are they Goblin

Punishment shot

37:14 Dr. Pallet

41:08 Dr. Pallet (punishment beer)

44:07 Big Bean (punishment beer)

49:59 Bruce Force (punishment beer)

The song "West of House" is used for the opening and closing of the podcast and was provided by Big Stall Piss Party.

The group continues their quest by taking a nappy nap and interrupting geriatric sex.

Show Notes:

0:00 - 3:10 Dispatching the harpy

3:10 -5:37 Cade Balder meets the Candlemouth Adventurers

5:37 - 10:40 Can we get a free room?

10:40 - 12:24 The Weary Rest

12:24 - 14-57 Wake Up! It’s time to steal

14:57 - 17:50 It’s an Inn, what do you think they are doing?

17:50 - 21:08 This is the worst Inn ever

21:08 - 38:40 TALK DWARF

38:40 - 46:46 Now that their is a candle in his mouth we can take his stuff.

46:46 - 50:05 Let’s look around

Punishment Shots:

1:37 Big Bean

5:02 Missed Shot-Big Bean

32:10 Big Bean

The song "West of House" is used for the opening and closing of the podcast and was provided by Big Stall Piss Party.

The group gets its first quest and apparently Audomon's family house really likes to solve problems in a Loony Tunes-esque way.

Show Notes:

0:00 - 06:35 Back to the kitchen

06:35 - 14.45 I’ve got a great plan…

14.45- 21:36 Down to the basement

21:36 - 30:36 Will you leave peacefully?

30:36 - Let’s kill this bitch

Punishment Shots

Big Bean 2:59

Big Bean 6:55

John Stall 22:02

Dr. Pallet 39:00 (missed)

Dr. Pallet 50:34

The song "West of House" is used for the opening and closing of the podcast and was provided by Big Stall Piss Party.

This is the first episode in our long and probably to-be-unfulfilled adventure (Big Bean is not long for the grave).

Show Notes:

00:00-00:39 Intro

00:39-01:16 How much is your ass worth

01:16-01:37 Faerun

01:37-02:12 Show Rules

02:13-03:14 Player Introductions

03:14-12:02 Intro to Campaign

12:02- 19:17 Character Bios

19:17 - 21:07 The Inn of the Grumpy H/fling

21:07 - 23:11 Gundren Rockseeker

23:11 - 40:49 In walks the Dragonborn

40:49 - 45:26 Xod is DTF

45:26 - 48:09 Audomon is a Klepto

48:09 - 51:21 Let the healing begin

51:21 - 53:11 Olga Kettlebottom

53:11 - Letʼs meet the owner

Punishment Shots

01:37 Big Bean

06:25 Dr. Pallet

15:40 Big Bean

The song "West of House" is used for the opening and closing of the podcast and was provided by Big Stall Piss Party.

SKIP THIS EPISODE. This is just Big Bean showing Rodney and Bruce how D&D could work. It's awful. The sound is awful. In fact, skip the first few episodes until we figure out how sound works. WHY DO WE LEAVE THIS UP? It makes no sense. Anywho, let's roll :(