So much to talk about after a week off: We get into the circus that is the DNC and their pandering for the black vote, Sam's jiu-jitsu injury, bad dentists, poo in the swimming pool, UFO sightings, a big question about the future of TFH, and our general awe that we live in a branch of the simulation where Tho Von interviews Donald Trump.

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

We're off this week, so we thought it might be fun to revisit the very first episode of Broken Simulation for those who haven't heard it. For those who have, Johnny breaks in occasionally with commentary as we look back on the origins of this crazy little show.

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Our friend XG from TFH joins us as we discuss the outpouring of criticism aimed at Joe Rogan, and how surprising it is that some of it is from comedians. We also discuss a change in Tin Foil Hat's format, why House of the Dragon's finale was a failure, RFK Jr.'s bizarre bear incident, and the latest revelation about how big a creep Bill Gates is. Oh, and some people think the Hawk Tuah girl is trans.

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Can Kamala Harris win? Joe Rogan seems to think so. Are these Olympics a giant psyop? Probably. Also this week, even more puzzling information is revealed about the Trump shooting, including the fact that he was on stage for minutes while police surrounded the would-be assassin's perch. Oh, and why doesn't Trump have a mark on his ear? One last thing: Sam makes a bold prediction about Jason Ellis.

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

With so much happening around the world, we had to get a Broken Simulation in to discuss the most pressing issues of the day, like Sam's bowel habits. We also consider whether Joe Biden is alive, why Kamala Harris cannot win, and a sobering revelation from Elon Musk.

To start the show Sam shares some devastating news about the standing of Notorious B.I.G. as an artist.

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Sam nearly "relapses" on a Zyn on this week's show, and we get into Biden's falling on his face while trying to prove himself, what exactly "pay pigs" are, whether Agenda 25 is a psyop, whether George Carlin is overrated (he's not), and Chris Cuomo's admission that he is a shill.

Note: This episode was recorded before someone tried to assassinate the former president.

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

We go deep on President Biden's epic debate failure against Donald Trump, including the devastated reactions of true believers, before talking plans to replace him with Michelle Obama or Gavin Newsom. Later in the show we talk Julian Assange's "freedom" and what it means for future whistleblowers, the Supreme Court's dangerous government censorship ruling, and how this could all have a chilling effect. Then we talk about whether Rep. Thomas Massie's tragedy could be related to his recent comments about a certain organization. Oh, and Israel has a secret plan to destroy the two state solution. 

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

We talk about water/food scarcity and the roles of China, Saudi Arabia and the UAE, Lindsey Graham spilling the beans on Ukraine, Sam's encounter with Bill Maher and the state of comedy, Sam's roadway NDE, and loads more on this week's Broken Sim.

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

This week we fall victim to the Trump jury psy-op, then we get into whether the Biden coup is underway and the heavy betting on Michelle Obama being the Democrat nominee.

Also this week we talk how XG joined TFH and what happened with Off the Grid Ryan, Bryan Johnson's vampire status, gay Star Wars, the left eating their own with respect to Caitlin Clark, Ari Shaffir vs. Howie Mandel on antisemitism, and whether we are being primed for martial law.

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Sam reveals that Mark the Tin Foil Hat booker is in big trouble, then we discuss President Trump's conviction, Dave Smith nailing Chris Cuomo about his treatment of Joe Rogan on Patrick Bet-David's network, Lizzo's reaction to South Park, Biden's latest gaffe, Sam getting Brendan Dassey'd by Jesse Lee Peterson, the NRA's big Supreme Court case, and so much more.

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard