Recapping Season 1, Episode 16 of Pretty Little Liars. Aria is stalking her own parents, Caleb harangues Hanna into a date under the flimsiest of pretexts, Emily swims in gratuitous underwater slow-motion, and Spencer hijacks Toby Cavanaugh away to experiment on. Toby is sad, or possibly that’s just his face.

Recapping Season 1, Episode 15 of Pretty Little Liars. Aria seduces Ezra in front of his class, Hanna pretends to know who Justin Beiber is, Emily has a new awful broad to deal with, and A is gas-lighting Spencer into pondering if she herself killed Alison. Prediction: she did.

Recapping Season 1, Episode 14 of Pretty Little Liars. Aria almost ends up on YouTube after Meg Manning boxes her out with Mr. Fitz, Hanna leads Lucas on for cash, Emily gets drunk and spouts uncomfortable truths, and Spencer’s personal space gets invaded by creepy Ian and his evil sandwich.

Recapping Season 1, Episode 13 of Pretty Little Liars. Aria’s lies are getting less and less convincing. A forces Hanna to eat all the cupcakes. Maya gets shipped off to bad lesbian camp because of Emily’s mom. Spencer deploys a delightful southern accent. A saves Aria’s relationship. Barf.

Recapping Season 1, Episode 12 of Pretty Little Liars. Aria tells Maya to iron her damn jeans. Emily’s dad loves this sausage. Lucas is a complete tool at Hanna’s surprise party. Spencer’s boyfriend dumps her. She barely notices.

Recapping Season 1, Episode 11 of Pretty Little Liars. Aria plays the sad piano, Emily comes out and her mom is awful about it, Hanna has to have that awkward talk with Lucas, and A gets to the tree before Spencer can. A tree, Spence. An entire tree!

Recapping Season 1, Episode 10 of Pretty Little Liars. Ezra Fitz is not about to let some high school student steal his high school girlfriend, Ashley jacks some old bag’s cash, Emily tries out the blowout booth at Camp Mona and Spencer has to deal with some Feds on her turf. Also, A runs over Hanna.

Recapping Season 1, Episode 9 of Pretty Little Liars. Aria sings Noel Khan’s body electric, Hanna and Mona are breaking up over Lucas, Emily gets back some old hate mail, and Veronica Hastings introduces her foot to Detective Wilden’s rear.

Recapping Season 1, Episode 8 of Pretty Little Liars. Noel Khan is picking up all of Aria’s bad vibes, Ashley has no money for wine, Maya is a passive-aggressive drag and Jason knows all about the Jenna Thing, except for one minor detail that’s problematic for Spencer.

Recapping Season 1, Episode 7 of Pretty Little Liars. Jenna has a dog named Shadow because of course she does. A nerd seduces Hanna with viral cat videos. Emily’s dad drops by to throw some patriarchy around. Spencer is saddled with a lame new bf storyline. Toby might be dead. Shrug.