The squad is breaking down Birdman’s emotional defense of his "father-son" bond with Lil Wayne and debating the boundaries of parental affection. 👄 We’re hitting a messy Homie Helpline for Diego, whose girlfriend is taking secret jail calls from his brother behind his back! 📞🚔 Nike catches heat from the Petty Police for their "Walkers tolerated" signs at the Boston Marathon, sparking a hilarious brand war with Hoka and Altra. 🏃‍♂️💨 Plus, Vic reports live from a wild WrestleMania weekend in Vegas where Brock Lesnar unexpectedly retired and John Cena gave fans a serious case of "deja vu." 🤼‍♂️✨ Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we also investigate the "silent" dangers of drowning and why a Coachella rental owner is out four electric vehicles after a "Belieber" fraud went south! 🏎️💨

[Edited by @iamdyre 🔨]

CHAPTERS/TIMESTAMPS

(00:00) Rap Sheet

(03:52) Petty Police

(06:56) Homie Helpline

(23:00) Rap Sheet

(29:28) Play Ball

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The squad hits the Homie Helpline to help Jesus decide if he should "rat out" his toxic sneaky link for giving him an STD after a secret cruise. They also investigate RFK Jr.’s "serial killer" roadkill journal and a woman who pretended to be blind for 28 years just to avoid small talk with her neighbors.

[Edited by @iamdyre 😷]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Baby owls are falling from the sky in Redondo Beach.

(4:00) Chisme: RFK Jr. fesses up to cutting up road-killed raccoons to "study" them.

(8:42) Petty Police: A woman in Spain fakes blindness for 28 years to avoid talking to people.

(12:37) Scrolling: The crew debates the "crunchy" lifestyle and using baking soda as toothpaste.

(18:02) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(19:13) Homie Helpline: Jesus debates exposing his "sneaky link" after a secret cruise and an STD.

(50:54) Snoop Dogg Tickets!

(53:26) Chisme: Cardi B responds to a fan crying to 'WAP' during funeral makeup prep.

(57:54) Rap Sheet: The secret Tupac lyrics for Mike Tyson's original walkout music.

(59:43) Money Moves: Tapatio’s massive buyout and why Ozempic users are buying more hot sauce.

(1:02:02) Studious Foo: The Earth is halfway through its life and having a midlife crisis.

(1:06:06) Play Ball: LeBron’s former teammate Damon Jones faces prison for an NBA betting scam.

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The crew is back to break down the disturbing roadkill journal entries of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. involving raccoons and baby bears. 🐻 We’re diving into a messy Homie Helpline where a caller named Jesus discovers his "sneaky link" Alejandro was hiding a main partner, a secret cruise, and a nasty STD. 🛳️💊 Plus, the squad debates the "crunchy" lifestyle—from baking soda toothpaste to organic sodas—and why being eco-friendly has become so annoying to everyone else. 🌿 We also investigate the $100K gambling betrayal of LeBron James’ former teammate and why the Earth is officially hitting its midlife crisis with only 5 billion years left to live. 🌎🔥 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are keeping you updated on why Ozempic users are single-handedly driving up the massive buyout price of Tapatio hot sauce! 🌶️💸

[Edited by @iamdyre 😶‍🌫️]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(3:27) Petty Police

(7:20) Scrolling

(12:43) Homie Helpline

(22:52) Chisme

(27:20) Money Moves

(33:42) Play Ball

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The crew attempt to untangle a "Ponzi scheme" on the Homie Helpline after a dad asks for his baby mama’s tax return while hiding a secret history of child support delinquency. Between the family drama, the squad roasts Lamar Odom for admitting his marriage to Khloe Kardashian was a "power trip" and investigates why Gen Z is developing "balloon knots" from scrolling on the toilet for too long.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🍼]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: California's potential ban on "fatal" artificial stone countertops.

(3:55) Chisme: Khloe Kardashian’s fury over Lamar Odom's "power trip" documentary reveal.

(7:06) Rap Sheet: Rick Ross claims fans are too "disgruntled" to sing Drake’s parts anymore.

(9:38) Petty Police: A dump truck driver returns trash to a client who refused to pay.

(13:58) Scrolling: The Virgin Mary makes a viral appearance on a stuffed chile in Mexico.

(17:55) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(19:12) Homie Helpline: Tax return battle and his "boiler room" child support situation.

(54:55) Snoop Dogg Tickets!

(56:29) Don't You Know I'm Local: Revealing the moonwalk and "the lean" were actually born in the streets of Los Angeles.

(59:23) Chisme: Selena’s brother A.B. Quintanilla’s public rant against impersonators.

(1:02:43) Rap Sheet: The "uncanny" casting of Jonathan Davis as Snoop Dogg for 2027.

(1:06:22) Money Moves: Live Nation and Ticketmaster’s billion-dollar jury verdict over hidden fees.

(1:10:23) Studious Foo: Why scrolling on the toilet is giving 18-to-30-year-olds "balloon knot" hemorrhoids.

(1:13:35) Play Ball: LaMelo Ball’s massive fine for injuring Bam Adebayo and punching Hugo the Mascot.

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Khloe Kardashian is officially "crashing out" after learning her ex Lamar Odom admitted to marrying her just for the fame and lifestyle in his new documentary. 📉 We’re diving deep into the mess after she did the whole project for free as a favor only to be called a "step to power"! 🐍 Then, in a high-stakes Homie Helpline, Munchies wants to know if he's entitled to $1,000 of his baby mama's tax return since he’s been volunteering child support and paying for daycare. 🍼💰 We also get petty with a dump truck driver who returned a literal pile of trash to a client’s driveway over an unpaid bill. 🚛💩 Plus, the "balloon knot" crisis is real—find out why scrolling on the toilet is giving Gen Z massive health issues! 📱🧻 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are keeping it raw with Snoop Dogg biopic casting and the war against Ticketmaster fees! 🎤🎟️

[Edited by @iamdyre 🧍‍♂️]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(3:12) Petty Police

(7:30) Homie Helpline

(22:09) Rap Sheet

(25:51) Money Moves

(29:51) Studious Foo

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The squad mediates a high-stakes Homie Helpline for Liberty, whose Marine brother is speed-running into a marriage after two months for those "Wikiki Papy" housing benefits. Between the barracks drama, the crew roasts Alex Cooper's passive-aggressive Instagram war with Alex Earl and investigates why an LA medical examiner was caught pocketing gold chains from the deceased.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🔨]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Debunking the NASA "fake" splashdown and Victor Glover’s Pomona hero's welcome.

(4:10) Rap Sheet: Wu-Tang Clan and Sade finally get their flowers.

(6:15) Petty Police: The "white girl drama" between Alex Cooper and Alex Earl.

(10:18) Scrolling: Decoding the confusing "You are the Birthday" viral trend.

(13:54) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(15:38) Homie Helpline: Liberty’s 23-year-old Marine brother marrying a vacation hookup for benefits.

(41:58) Snoop Dogg Tickets!

(44:49) Don't You Know I'm Local: An LA medical examiner gets busted for stealing gold from the dead.

(47:26) Chisme: Shaq gets labeled a "creepy Theo" for flirting with a TMZ reporter.

(50:46) Rap Sheet: Cardi B plans to ditch English for a full Spanish album.

(54:35) Money Moves: How to trade your old "veiny" baseball bats for cash at Dick’s Sporting Goods.

(58:31) Studious Foo: Why women are evolutionarily obsessed with "fixing" bad boys.

(1:01:36) Play Ball: Roasting the LA Chargers for their "99-cent bolt" social media job salary

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The squad hits the Petty Police to break down the "Call Her Daddy" vs. Alex Earl drama where passive-aggressive subliminals turned into a full-blown Instagram callout. We dive into a high-stakes Homie Helpline to decide if a 2-month Hawaii romance is a "when you know, you know" situation or just a play to get out of the military barracks. The crew also investigates the "perfect crime" of an LA medical examiner stealing gold from the dead and roasts Shaq for his "creepy Theo" flirty diversion with a TMZ reporter. Between the drama, we test out the confusing "you are the birthday" trend and debate why women are evolutionarily obsessed with "fixing" bad boys. Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are also debunking the "fake" NASA splashdown and laughing at Vic’s "astronaut jump" running style.

CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS: 

(00:00) Don’t You Know I’m Local 

(04:05) Petty Police 

(08:08) Scrolling 

(11:43) Homie Helpline 

(23:14) Don’t You Know I’m Local 

(25:50) Chisme

(29:05) Money Moves 

(32:42) Studious Fools

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The squad breaks down the ultimate petty flex as Manny Pacquiao buys out Mayweather’s Hollywood gym and rebrands it "Pacquiao Prime." 🥊🔥 We’re diving into a messy Homie Helpline where a rapper boyfriend is literally crying because his girl reposted a Justin Bieber TikTok on her "spam" account. 😭📱 Shaq gets put on blast for being a "creepy uncle" after trying to buy an engagement ring for a couple arguing at a Pacers game. 🏀👀 We also check in on the "21 times a month" challenge to beat cancer and celebrate the LAUSD strike being officially averted! 🏫✅ Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re even warning you about the "diarrhea virus" currently tearing through the streets of SoCal! 🚽🩹

CHAPTERS/TIMESTAMPS

(00:00) Don’t You Know I’m Local 

(03:57) Rap Sheet 

(07:32) Petty Police 

(11:51) Scrolling 

(15:57) Homie Helpline 

(24:30) Don't You Know I'm Local

(27:59) Studious Foo

(30:50) Play Ball

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The crew stage an intervention for Nancy, a 24-year-old "baddy" whose insecure rapper boyfriend thinks she’s "sneaking around" with Justin Bieber because of a two-year-old TikTok repost. The squad also breaks down Manny Pacquiao’s ultimate petty move of buying out Floyd Mayweather’s gyms and investigates the soulful hustle of a Door Dash driver making bank by putting her feet in delivery photos.

[Edited by @iamdyre 👨‍🦱]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: "SWAT Cafe" Michelin guide social media fail.

(4:07) Chisme: Pete Davidson’s questionable "creepy dad" parenting jokes.

(6:59) Rap Sheet: J. Cole’s zero-point basketball debut and visa drama in China.

(10:33) Petty Police: Manny Pacquiao rebrands Mayweather’s gyms to "Pacquiao Prime".

(14:52) Scrolling: Shaq’s "creepy uncle" intervention for an arguing couple at a Pacers game.

(20:16) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(21:36) Homie Helpline: Nancy’s "first baddy" boyfriend and the Justin Bieber TikTok crisis.

(50:10) Snoop Dogg Tickets!

(56:11) Don't You Know I'm Local: The LAUSD strike is averted at the last minute.

(59:41) Money Moves: Boosting Door Dash tips by including feet in the delivery confirmation photos.

(1:04:58) Studious Foo: The "F Cancer" challenge: 21 times a month for prostate health.

(1:07:50) Play Ball: Teammates make WNBA history.

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The squad attempts to mediate a "wonky" Homie Helpline for Aussie, who "trauma bonded" with his late best friend’s sister—only for his fiancé to invite her to be a bridesmaid. Between the wedding drama, the crew roasts a Riverside Sergeant caught swiping on Tinder just feet away from an armed SWAT standoff.

[Edited by @iamdyre 👻] (RIP DJ AM!)

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: The SWAT snitch

(4:08) Chisme: Travis Barker discusses plane crash with Ryan Garcia

(6:33) Petty Police: Hunter Biden accepts fight against Donald Trump Jr

(10:30) Scrolling: The crew survives Coachella

(14:50) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(17:25) Monday Mashup

(19:38) Homie Helpline

(39:24) Snoop Dogg Tickets!

(46:19) Coachella Controversy/Recap

(57:10) Don't You Know I'm Local: Update on LAUSD strikes

(1:01:02) Studious Foo: Scientists develop special underwear

(1:04:34) Play Ball: 10th anniversary of Kobe Bryant's final game

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