Welcome to the "Jahnna N. Malcolm Hate Podcast," a podcast in which two small-minded men viciously, slanderously, and unfairly malign the beloved children’s literature of the entity known as Jahnna N. Malcolm, whose only crime is their deep love for one another and for making the world a better place by entertaining children and enriching their lives. In slightly better news, Mallory’s back in action, but the Baby-Sitters are still down one, and The Dolls are gaining power as they tighten the noose on the sleepy little town of Stoneybrook. And Baby Nation: If you learn one thing from this podcast, learn this: Don’t. Trust. Dolls.

Music credits:

“Empty Promise,” by Chad London

“Love Potion,” by Fasol Prod

“Carnival Lament,” by Robert Austin

“Snowbird,” by The Wolf

"Theme From 'The Fly,'" by Howard Shore

Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and to Superbrat for the outro music.

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