We’re not trying to tell you how to live your lives, but you’re going to disappoint a lot of people if you refuse to read Infinite Jest, watch Videodrome, and familiarize yourself with all of the great works of Stone Cold Steve Austin, and instead spend your time doing whippets, watching SportsCenter, and throwing big blow-out parties when your parents are away like Claudia Kishi decided to do this week. This one’s for fans of Janine Kishi, aka “The Janenius,” people who think Sense and Sensibility was written in the ‘90s, and anyone who’s ever huffed whipped cream to see what might happen.

“Speakeasy,” by Sound Ideas

“Stardust,” by Fox Beat Stock Music

“Throw the Coins,” by Patrick Doyle

“Lovely Memories,” by CreativeMedias_net

“Without Limits,” by Ross Budgen

Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and to Superbrat for the outro music.

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