A searing indictment of Minnesota’s police force specifically, this brave episode goes where no previous episode has dared to go: Right to the source of all the True Crime that everybody’s doing these days! And that includes the international dong-thievery that is taking place in Stoneybrook itself, the cat kissing and the dog licking that is all too rampant in today’s society, and the equally troubling (if not technically illegal) way in which Mary Anne talks about Dawn’s mom’s perfectly nice tofu curry. Alright, people, let’s find out who’s been stealing all these dogs! (Spoilers for Beastmaster.)

Music credits:

“That Epicness,” by MarbleSpace

“Once Upon a Dark Time,” by Allen Grey

“Beautiful Darkness,” by Allen Grey

“Tears of Joy,” by Adigold

“Saying Goodbye,” by J Blanks

Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and to Superbrat for the outro music.

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