We got ‘em! These dangerous Private Investigators have made their last mistake, and as soon as we release this damning report to the world, Mary Anne, Kristy, Stacey, Claudia, and Jessi will have their detectives’ licenses permanently revoked. Another job well done by the Internal Investigations team, who have uncovered countless procedural errors, including illegally assuming false identities to antagonize peaceful protestors, overzealous prosecution of fashion crimes, and endangering a small child. We also discovered something very spooky and evil lurking in the dark corners of this town, so we’d like to wrap this case right away so we can get out of here as soon as possible! Oh, and we’d like to recommend an extremely promising new recruit named Alan Gray for the team. This kid’s gonna go far.

Music credits:

“Typewriter Blues,” by AllenGrey

“Dramatic Action,” by Russell Frederick

“Uplifting Emotional,” by Mat Steiner Music

“Detective,” by LoopsLab

“Soul Cops,” by J Blanks

“Dark Magic,” by Allen Grey

“Something’s Out There,” by J Blanks

“Comedy Freak Show,” by Allen Grey

“Beautiful Darkness,” by Allen Grey

Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and to Superbrat for the outro music.

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