It’s Abby’s first mystery, which means we’re hurtling at 99% of the speed of light toward the messy end of this thing wherein the birds eat our souls and The Gray Man who is behind it all nods once, lights a cigarette, and walks into the sunset. But there’s no time to think about that because this one’s very complicated! Ann and Ellen killed a man, Sergeant Johnson is more than willing to put a bunch of teens in mortal danger to solve the crime, and Cary Retlin just wants to watch the world burn.

Music credits:

“Epic Mystery,” by Stockwaves

“Detective,” by LoopsLab

“Soul Cops,” by J Blanks

“Typewriter Blues,” by AllenGrey

“Beautiful Darkness,” by Allen Grey

“Dark Magic,” by Allen Grey

Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, Baby Bee Liz for the Guessing the Mystery theme, and to Superbrat for the outro music.

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