Someone stole a bag from Stacey, but more importantly, someone stole Pete Black's heart, and we're not going to rest until they're behind bars where they belong. Meanwhile, Cary Retlin is stealing the show with his breathtaking coolness, Ellen Miles is stealing every single BSC B-Plot by having Kristy throw together some kind of Baby Parade, and Hodges Soileau is stealing Stacey's hair, which is troubling to say the least. Anyway, the primary mystery this week is that some Valentines have gone missing, and Stacey McGill is on the case. Unclear whether we cover any of that in the episode.

Music credits:

“Detective Jazz Man Blues,” by Allen Grey

“Woodland Fantasy,” by Matthew Pablo

“Hybrid Drama,” by Dred Studio

“Epic Heroic Fantasy Action,” by Matthew Pablo

“Medieval Harpsichord Royal,” by Flossie Wood

“Energy Percussion,” by Tim Cat

“Typewriter Blues,” by Allen Grey

“Sneaky Troublemakers,” by Matthew Pablo

“Beautiful Darkness,” by Allen Grey

Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, to Baby Bee Liz for the “Guessing the Mystery” theme, and to Bye Bye Empire for the outro music.

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