Stacey’s chopper is down and she’s missing in the jungles of Hawaii. Meanwhile, back in Stoneybrook, Mallory has alienated a potential client by mishandling a tantrum. Are these two crises treated with equal gravity and concern in this novel? Yes. Because this is the Baby-Sitters Club, and, frankly, Stacey is expendable. Fair warning: This one’s rated R, not just because of the helicopter carnage, but because there is a surprising amount of Arm Stuff, and some EXTREMELY enlightening new rules for the delicate dance known as Da Bonky. Have fun and be careful!

Music credits:

“Movie Trailer Action,” by AllenGrey

“Polish Funk,” by Artur Orbelyan

“Rendezvous 72.5,” by Adrien Wilcox

“Dark Cybernetic World,” by AllenGrey

“Tanzen,” by KieLoBoy

“Sadness,” by AudioRose

Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and to Superbrat for the outro music.

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