Building a Better Dave

Guys Valentine's Day is here. So I talk a bit about the differences between Men and Women. Guys we have an oppotunity to open up and bust that stereotype about guys not talking about their feelings. You have the opportunity, so take advantage.

Being that my Valentine's Day budget is kind of small, I've decided to use my podcast as a present to the nurse. You get to listen in.

OPEN VALENTINE TO THE NURSE By Dave Jackson

I still feel God has lead you to me, even though I now know you snore. I love you even though you think Spinal Tap is stupid and you refuse to watch The Holy Grail.I love you because your job is life and death, and then you come home and raise three amazingkids with a smile on your face. I love that you are a P A R E N T. I love you when you lie and say my beard looks good. I love the way the fire reflects off your smile. I love you because you forgive me when I forget to call. I love you because waiting in line at a car wash with you is an adventure I love you because no one fills out a black dress like you do. I love you because you don't make fun of the fact that I drive a Toyota echo. I love your patience when I have homework, and I want you to know that I'm doing this college thing as much for you as it is for me. I love pulling into your driveway when I haven't seen you for a few days. It's like Christmas I hate pulling out of the driveway to go home. It's like trying to pull two magnets apart. I love that you don't mind that I interrupt, only to forget what I was talking about. I love the way that you say Yummy. I love that you share your children with me, and that they are thrilling. I love that you don't mind that the top of my desk has not been seen since 2004 and you think thats great. I love you even if you do hate Howard Stern. I love that you know what's inside my heart – no matter what crazy crap I say in this podcast. No matter what kind of trouble you face, I'll always be there even though I'll probably show up late because I got lost…. and didn't ask for directions. I'm not going anywhere now, or in the future. I love right where I'm at. When I hold you in my arms it feels like Home. It's safe, warm, and I never want to leave. When I look into your eyes, I see a future that I've only dreamed of. I know that if you're listening to this thinking of me, that I'm more than likely thinking of you instead of paying attention or doing my homework. I think about you all the time, and by that I mean all the time.

Happy Valentine's Day Baby. Please know that I love you and think about you often. If I am in the room while you listening to this, please come jump my bones.

MUSICRob Coslow I Do Buy the CD Parlour Dames I Love You CD Coming Soon

Dave talks about his junk, and asks why are bathroom stalls becoming extinct? He talks about his new college classes, appreciating diversity, spanking your kids, and attack of the Britneys and the Walmart Generation.

Music by the Gentlemen Losers www.gentlemenlosers.com "God's Perfect Rainbow" from the Podsafe Music Network

Dave goes MOBILE and talks about his very first day of school as he battles whiteout conditions on his way to his first day of College - again.

Music - New Day by the Band Glorydive from the Podsafe Music Network. Hear samples and Buy their CD at CDBaby

Dave has a guest in studio as it turns out "The Nurse's" children are checking up on me. Lucky me, they found the masterbation episode.

Merry Christmas and happy holidays to eveyrone.

Episodes Mentioned: Please Take My Sperm and "She said she'd wear a short skirt, and she did"

Dave talks about his favorite teacher and his retirement party. (Sharon I love you too - his wife). Jim's retirement part was wall to wall people - because he impacted people. You, yes YOU impact people every day. Make it a positive impact

Thanks for some great memories JB, you will be terribly missed

Now I need to go work on my Emo song

A listener suggested we stay away from Joel Osteen and instead check out the book Grace Walk What You've always wanted in a Christian Life or the website www.gracewalk.org

Music Learn to Crawl by Black Lab

Dave "comes out" of the closet. He's Christian and explains that if nonchurch going people call Christians "hypocrites" because they are "not like Jesus" then yes - He is a far-from-perfect born-again hypocrite. He shares some miracles he's seen, and talks about if you keep your eyes open, you might see them too. He also mentions he is reading Joel Osteen's book (and recommends it).

Your Best Life Now: 7 Steps to Living at Your Full Potential by Joel Osteen

Dave is having a bad day. The holidays are taking its toll. He pulls out his blue "Attitude is everything" card, but even that won't work. However, dating a nurse has its positive effects as he talks about what a really bad day is.

My Attitude is EverythingI will not let anyone steal my joy I will not let anyone or anything impact my positive attitude I will overcome, overpower, and overturn all obstacles I can and will handle the challenge I will look further than my vision because I will work by faith, not by sight. I will dream BIG DREAMS. I will be positive. I will move with a sense of urgency and stay committed to my goals. I will check and recheck, balance and counterbalance, reassure and be measured to the highest standard of excellence. I will not give up, let up or look up to the fear of defeat. I will never forget wo I am, where I cam from. I realize this day, this moment, is truly a blessing.

My Attitude... is Everything! www.keithharrell.com

Music Steal Away by Edwin Holt purchase at CDBaby.com

Dave shows off his new announcer Scott "Mr Podcheck" Fletcher. Check it out at http://voice.caraworks.com/

Dave gives his input on a homeless person he met in Cleveland. Its the same old scam he's heard time and time again.

MUSICTold Me Lies From Stefani

from "Pieces" by Stefani Atomic K Records

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Sleep Deprivation Theater Returns!

CHRISTMAS EXPOSED!Dave talks about Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, and It's a Wonderful life. Hermie the Elf Gay? How about Charlie in the box? Why did people want him to "Come out?" Is it true that George Bailey was into Rape Sex Games?

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MusicBeau Hall "Oh Face" and "No Sleep Funk" Buy Beau's CD at CDBaby