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Idea Hamsters
People whose idea generators are always running.

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Flight Risk
Used to describe employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon.

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Seagull Manager
A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps over everything and then leaves.

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Percussive Maintenance
The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

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Betamaxed
When a technology is overtaken in the market by inferior but better marketed competition as in "Microsoft betamaxed Apple right out of the market"

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Mouse Potato
The online generation's answer to the couch potato.

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Salmon Day

The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed in the end.

"God, today was a total salmon day!"

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Dorito Syndrome

The feeling of emptiness and dissatisfaction triggered by addictive substances that lack nutritional content.

"I just spent six hours surfing the Web, and now I've got a bad case of Dorito Syndrome."

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Alpha Geek

The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group.

"I dunno, ask Rick. He's our alpha geek."

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Uninstalled
Euphemism for being fired. Also: decruitment.

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