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Percussive Maintenance
The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

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404

Someone who is clueless. From the Web error message, "404 Not Found," which means the document requested couldn't be located.

"Don't bother asking John. He's 404."

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Open-Collar Workers
People who work at home or telecommute.

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Under Mouse Arrest

Getting busted for violating an online service's rule of conduct.

"Sorry I couldn't get back to you. AOL put me under mouse arrest."

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WOOFYS

Well Off Older Folks.

Fred's parents made great financial decisions early in life, causing them to become woofy's. They are currently spending Fred's inheritance, causing Fred to have ballistic coniptions.

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Elvis Year
The peak year of popularity as in "1993 was Barney the dinosaur's Elvis year"

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Prairie Dogging
When something loud happens in a cube farm, causing heads to pop up over the walls trying to see what's going on.

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Stress Puppy
A person who thrives on being stressed-out and whiny.

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Flight Risk
Used to describe employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon.

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Uninstalled
Euphemism for being fired. Also: decruitment.

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