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Yuppie Food Coupons
Twenty dollar bills from an ATM.

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Assmosis
The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

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Bookmark

To take note of a person for future reference.

"After seeing his cool demo at Siggraph, I bookmarked him."

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CGI Joe
A hard-core CGI script programmer with all the social skills and charisma of a plastic action figure.

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Chip Jewelry

Old computers destined to be scrapped or turned into decoration.

"I paid three grand for that Mac and now it's nothing but chip jewelry."

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Cube Farm
An office filled with cubicles.

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Swiped Out
An ATM or credit card that has been used so much its magnetic strip is worn away.

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Starter Marriage
A short-lived first marriage that ends in divorce with no kids, no property and no regrets.

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Cobweb
A WWW site that never changes.

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Irritainment
Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying, but you find yourself unable to stop watching them. The O.J. trials were a prime example.

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