& get u a balloon who's a fighter!

i stuck my hand in my mouth at dinner, Carolyn planted some flowers & we watched the seinfeld where george got a chair for that security guard

also, I bought Lennox a hello kitty tee and i fancied up some panda fried rice

Captain Save-a-Wifey, (Million) Dollar Tow & we watched that television show pluribus

Claire was scratching my rich, Corinthian leather, and I didn't care!

the plot sucks, the dinos suck, colin jost sucks

the new kid at the Gross Out sucks at bagging, Carolyn found her way into Grandma Thien's heart, Carolyn has all 4 of my credit cards, we killed at least 3 spiders & we watched that doc The Perfect Neighbor on Netflix

also, always set a timer

you hate your haircut? get used to a lifetime of hating your haircuts.

the wang & the lang