also, our balcony plants were deemed an HOA violation

also, what would be the theme at our funerals?

we said no to buying 60 eggs and a $122 bookcase

and carolyn hates paris hilton

also, who would come to our funeral, our toaster oven caught on fire (again) & we talk about our new fave TV show Love After LockUp

also, someone else flashed their brights at me on the freeway!

also, Carolyn had a fried visit, we bought some plants from the clearance section & should Vince admit he mistakenly got over $100 in protein bars for free?

I had a boiz nite out. I was sober & home by 6PM.

Spicy seasoning is too spicy, Carolyn's been setting off the fire alarm and Frankie Blue threw up in our bed.

Our garage door broke, our new years resolution is to only eat chinese & pizza, and fake snow is falling from our fake christmas tree.

Also, do you talk to your spouse while they're on the can?