also, i couldn't unclog our shower drain and carolyn has a casual case of stalking an instagram influencer

also, i got new kicks, missed my 30th high school reunion & made the most difficult decision I've ever made in my life

also, frankie blue (the gray menace) struck again, my fried rice is better than Panda's & we ate a 3k calorie chicken pot pie

also: we ate french fry pizza, frankie got a new litterbox and carolyn's thighs hurt

also, foot locker versus footaction

bring back the 1987 Mariel Hemingway!

Have fun storming the castle!

there's lots of bending at libraries, singing in the grotto, zoom o'er the enemy, & dont u hate highways with businesses on them?!

it's called restitution

let's live like we're in the plot of an 80s high school movie!