Sweltering Salad

also: i dont want no friends in my 50s, would you buy a giant $7 bag of crackers you've never had before, & i got a free chicken sandwich but it came with no dressin'

save a butter knife, save a life

also: Our Top 3 donuts, Follow the Yellow Sticker Lady & 2 cottage cheese fails

pea milk, fake meat, sheet pans, doordash, recipetok, fat is back, Dominic Brassicas, salted caramel (why), sriracha, hot honey & fancy toast

skeleton broth & electrolytes - all a growing boy needs

Hotels: Give us $18k and you can have free drinks, free food and a comped hotel room.

Us: Okay.

For nearly 3 days i only drank electrolytes and bone broth

we got our condo deep cleaned

i also watched the housemaid, neighbors, landman, wonderman, taylor swift: end of an era & the fantastic Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins