ima give u a discount cuz u have a nice face

also: Great Clips, Great Silence; i didn't correct an egregious math error; i threw our garbage into our neighbor's trash can; why does the post office charge a handling fee?; did someone say Costco?; hot breaf & Grandma Thien's Consumer Tip o' the Week.

when you ask for more napkins and they give you 3.. plus, we watched that movie project hail mary

also, i lifted with a cat

but we got 1 anyway, and life will never be the same..

also: someone threatened to call animal control on Curious Claire, Frankie's been getting intimate with our bar stool handles & Carolyn wanted to steal i mean take 4 books from our condo lil' library

and then mamma took me to grammar School, But I stopped off in the vestibule

i haggled, i bartered, i negotiated like Costanza

walmart scan & go is more like scan 'n dont go, amrite?!?

the Cool whip overcharge