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  • Episode 70 - She is a haemorrhoid - 2nd December 2024

    Rrrrrrolllll up ya’ll we are sliding into December with all the popping shitstory from this day! Join us two dribbling degenerates for this weeks dose of verbal diarrhoea about old matey Pablo and all the work he did in the community, and not forgetting Ringo Starr’s tonsillectomy. 

    We celebrate the heroic rescue of John the cat, and C’s equally heroic self defence shit-in-a-bag wielding at an innocent cyclist party trick. 

    The debate is on whether we would smoke Tupac, and how we would attempt to disguise our failure to repair the Christmas tree that we forget we broke last year because of course. 

    Tune in and join us for allll this very normal and intelligent chit chat, and much more on ButtStuff Podcast! Wherever you source your poddys  🎧

    🔞 Also should add listener discretion is advised as we are unfiltered sorry we can’t help it 🔞

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    41 min
  • Episode 69 - Anti Suction Dick Clinic - 25th November 2024
    It's episode 69! Waheyy! 🍆 Come celebrate with the best buttstuff weirdos!
     
    This week J personifies an unknown rapper trying to explain about Joe Dimaggio and Marilyn being together in a saucy way.
     
    Talking about saucy ways, we romp through our favourite naughty injuries and wonder if it's acceptable to propose with a penis?
     
    We also head back to the Nutty Putty Cave all spelunking but then realise we'd be useless considering J got stuck in what may as well been a football field so, we go back to bed.
     
    All this excitement and so much more at ButtStuff Podcast!
     
    Listen to us wherever you get your poddys from! 🫛🎙️
     
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    32 min
  • Episode 68 - Bugger her off again - 18th November 2024

    It’s that time again..! Let us master tea connoisseurs tickle your lugholes with our sweetness limits, whilst we judge those who are just raw dogging life with zero sugars. Absolute weirdos.

    Come saunter back to Jonestown with us, to fight Mr Muggs the chimp... Just don't drink the cool aid (.. it was actually flavor aid omm)
    We once again forget the NDA about dogs and cancer and a horse being a queen so are tip toeing through the hard topics today... Which also gets us wondering are mickey and Minnie mouse incesting in a dick castle?
    All this and a whole lot more at ButtStuff Podcast!
    Listen to us wherever you get your poddys from! 🫛🎙️
     
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    37 min
  • Episode 67 - Oh he’s got a vagineck - 11th November 2024

    *Insert general pleasantries here!* it's time for this week's episode of ButtStuff where we're pondering this day in Shitstory 🕰️ and bringing our essential findings on John Lennon's tragic penis.

     

    Shimmy on over to hear ever so briefly about WW1 and how we cba going out for a walk in the rain nevermind fight for our country.

     

    We try to discover why the government are trying to write braile on the arms of British high school students in the form of a beefy flea jab.

     

    We get our asses on over to Russia to plonk a frog in our milk and get jealous of the lucky sod who gets the tea with the worm 🪱

     

    And finally... We give our expert foreshadowing on the next 4 years with Trump which was obviously interrupted to bring you breaking news on Gary Barlow's massive son.

     

    All this and a whole lot more at ButtStuff Podcast!

    Listen to us wherever you get your poddys from! 🫛🎙️

     

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    #spotify #applepodcast #youtube #girlspodcast #comedypodcast #adhdpodcast #loadabollocks #confessions #pubmen #riddled #positivity #girlspodcast #ww1 #rememberance #johnlennon #trump #froginmilk #louisiana #somewhereelse #kareoke #simoncowell #demimoore #prueleith

    37 min
  • Episode 66 - Everyone’s noncing - 4th November 2024

    Howdy reprobates of this alien riddled Earth. Join us for this week's episode of Buttstuff where we celebrate chicken lady day by not having a clue what on earth is going on.

     

    We finally give our detective findings on the Diddy situation... relatively punctually too! The absolute bag of bog has the audacity to have a birthday on this day so naturally he's getting shat...

     

    .. it turns out so are the Shatters of the Newport Rising of the 1800s. We wonder how differently it would have looked if it was lead by Tayce off Ru Pauls drag race.

     

    And it seems J didn't get enough of her animal fix as last week she was molesting a bats sonar hole.. this week she somehow manages to turn a nice wholesome fox rescue story into pornography.

     

    All this and more on Buttstuff Podcast!

     

    Listen to us wherever you get your poddys from! 🫛🎙️

     

     

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    35 min
  • Episode 65 - Ronnie Corbett looking bitch ass - 28th October 2024

    Dear established members of the good group. Here is the latest episode of ButtStuff! 🎉

     

    Firstly we have the obvious comparison between Julia Roberts and a pocket bully and we're trying to figure out whose face has the widest diameter.

     

    We also start rummaging around Joaquin Phoenix's birth records to check if C is making up an alter ego for him... Spoiler alert she actually isn't (this time)

     

    It's been 5 years in the making and you would never ever have thought it.. but we finally chunder through the conspiracy theory of the Philadelphia project. J seems to be having sympathy pains and turns into a chair right before our eyes and who'd have guessed C was onboard the USS Eldridge this whole time. 🛸

     

    But alas she has returned just in time for us to school you all in the correct etiquette on when to eat your sour patch kids to be posh as fuck.

     

     All this and more on Buttstuff Podcast!

     

    Listen to us wherever you get your poddys from! 🫛🎙️

     

     

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    38 min
  • Episode 64 - New beningings.. Bladder problems - 21st October 2024

    Hola manzanas! 🍏🍎 Roll up for this week's episode of ButtStuff... 🎉

     

    This week we're aware of reptiles and their existence and apparently gotta spend the bloody day counting our buttons from the pile in the drawer.

     

    We're lucky it's free speech week as we give our thoughts on Alec Baldwin and his rugby ball face all whilst giving our detective findings from behind the scenes of Rust.

     

    We accidentally get Aberfan and Penyfan mixed up a ton whilst trying to discuss the horrific disaster of Aberfan.

     

    But alas we have good news celebrating Bigfoot, drag kong and some Googenheimy glory.

     

    Listen to us wherever you get your poddys from! 🫛🎙️

     

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    35 min
  • Episode 63 - He’s too frail for a pegging - 14th October 2024

    Oh happy days to our egg heads out there! We're here celebrating you bald free mavericks with the bollocks to expose your skull to the world! You hardened nutters!

     

    We shoot back to a few US presidents today... Join us learning about one of the most prolific speeches in history... So prolific in fact that if it was made today it would even potentially end up on YouTube. What high praises.

     

    We sign an NDA and point blank refuse to discuss the Senghenydd colliery disaster but you do get an exclusive insight into the Jones recruitment process. We claim Grace Jones but you can keep Jim Jones thanks.

     

    Plus J finally admits to her love for Cliff Richard and it turns out it's cos he looks like Kermit the frog in Latex. No kink shaming here.

     

    All this and a whole lot more here at ButtStuff Podcast. Listen to us wherever you get your poddys from 🫛🎙️

     

     

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    35 min
  • Episode 62 - It’s Keggy Time! - 7th October 2024

    Roll up roll up, come one and all!

     

    Join us for all the animal news, as it's world animal week! 🦐🦬🐀 🐻Snuggle up for some more facts on all the fluffy little folk on this great earth.

     

    J finally admits to attempted murder using a drama chair as a weapon. It's ok she has her comeuppance as she was nearly hung drawn and quartered by the same teacher who threatened C with tourettes.

     

    And on the time travel sesh we wobble back to a guy called Christian Adam and his mad musical world records that result in his getting covered in sheep shit 💩

     

    If that's not enough to satisfy your needs then Find out why we're waiting for the call off Cliff Richards when his Lovehoney package arrives 🍆😉

     

    All this and a whole lot more here at ButtStuff Podcast. Listen to us wherever you get your poddys from 🫛🎙️

     

    🔞 Also should add listener discretion is advised as we are unfiltered sorry we can't help it 🔞

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    #spotify #applepodcast #youtube #comedypodcast #adhdpodcast #loadabollocks #confessions #pubmen #riddled #positivity #girlspodcast #cliffrichard

    #skynews #mantisshrimp #buffalo #petrats #christianadam

    36 min
  • Episode 61 -Fuel Rhod Gilbert - 30th September 2024

    Happy International Podcast day you outstanding mortals 🎉 and what better way to celebrate than with your two favourite dribbling (butt) crack-pots.

     

    Join us in trying to pitch a sequel to Edward scissorhands. Where he is just a man with hands. You're in for a roller coaster ride with this one..

     

    .. talking about a man who could apparently do with some new hands we blindly smash through the history of James Dean's death. Please don't fact check us for any of this bullshit please cos it's all bollocks of course.

     

    On the way way back machine, we visit the tragic case of Hisashi Ouchi and we're sorry enough that we somehow rope our great mate Rhod Gilbert into all of this.

     

    All this and a whole lot more here at ButtStuff Podcast. Listen to us wherever you get your poddys from 🫛🎙️

     

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    43 min

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