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Happiest of Mabon festivities you sexy sods. Today we're plonking some celebrations on your lap in the form of feasts and fire... You know how C is a pyromaniac and all... 🔥         

..talking about fire we are also celebrating national Ginger day. And wondering how there seems to be so many more of you than there once were. Where are you all coming from?!

We're travelling back on our time machine to when masturbation was so rife it was causing heart disease for a visit with John Harvey Kellogg, opting for a casual yogurt enema and eyeball probe package at his retreat. Come see why we don't plan on returning though.

All this and a whole lot more here at ButtStuff Podcast. Listen to us wherever you get your poddys from. 🎉

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Happy happy Monday folk! 🦠 We're here again to provide your weekly feast of waffle, gossip and history! ⌛🧠

We're here celebrating C and only C apparently cos its pet rodent awareness week. Or something like that who even knows anymore.

We float into the history of the east Germany/London/Berlins balloon escape and how in our mind it was the worlds most fertile hot air balloon ride ever.

We squirrel on about breatharianism aka the nan diet whilst nomming our weight in midget gems. The same as the founding fathers/mothers of the whole shitshow it seems.

And find ourselves hoping that no horses were harmed in the great horse bomb of 1920 as if they'd somehow be around to tell the tale this day.

All this and a whole lot more here at ButtStuff Podcast. Listen to us wherever you get your poddys from. 🎉

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Greetings upon you this fine Monday ya'll! We're here to improve your week once again, with a feast of ADHD filtered, unfiltered knowledge for you to dine on.

We've realised we've hit an age where grey men are phwoar, which means that we must be ageing just a little bit, much to our dismay.

We are delving into the reigning monarchs of yesteryear, and querying who thought it could be acceptable to make a 9 month old baby the King of 2 countries... 

We accidentally shower eachother with sadness with this day in history with the early death of Otis Redding and with the history of the Attica Prison riots.

But please don't you fear, we have some great news in the fact that GB now has a ton of hairy wet beavers with their asses unmolested by man.

🥳All this and a whole lot more this week on ButtStuff Podcast! Wherever you get your poddys 🎉

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What a glorious weekend it has been Geoff's far and wide and we're here to make the abrupt end of it just a little sweeter by gloating about our annual pilgrimage to the Brecon Beacons 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

We explain why our subconscious has been warning us about going on the trip and about how we were completely oblivious to this until aliens nearly stole us from the paranormal hotspot for a probe sesh 👽

We explain further about why we don't trust Keith's or bakers as they're all arsonists 🔥 which is fine in moderation according to C.

We give you on location exclusives on the fairy folk of Llyn Cwm Llwch and try to get invited into one of their parties so we can ride a corgi.

🥳All this and a whole lot more this week on ButtStuff Podcast! Wherever you get your poddys 🎉

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Well here we are this Monday once again! Making Mondays better, cos let's be fair, they're in desperate need of improvement.

Our maths is all off so we're trying to figure out how on earth we were around at the same time as Mother Theresa and we whinge about our ageing arthritic thumbs and it all makes sense.

There's a shit snippet about a bloke called John. Just John (of Bohemia of Luxembourg the blind king), and how some dogs just want to be racist.

We delve into the story of the Jaycee Dugard. Ok.

We explain why we're off to the Yukon Permafrost for our holidays and how we’re going to be trying the local delicacy in the form of mammoth jerky.

🥳All this and a whole lot more this week on ButtStuff Podcast! Wherever you get your poddys 🎧

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Well well well! Here we are on our last ever Friday penetrating your lugholes! It probably comes as no surprise to many of you that the Monday Police have been in relentless pursuit to get us back. Due to the overwhelming evidence that Mondays have significantly deteriorated since our move to Fridays.. we will be returning to Mondays henceforth! What can we say, except.. you're welcome 😇 We are thrilled to be able to provide this service to those who need it most, victims of Mondays. 

In our Friday finale, we take you back to when ole Long John Lennon saw a UFO and couldn't tell you much about it. He's as inept at story telling as we are.

We lightly splatter Henry Lee Lucas aka- the confession killer, with bum wee on his birthday, and seem to send a truckload of shat onto his abusive corpse mother.

C is horrified at the history of William Wallace, and J is just horrified that C still hasn't seen Braveheart.

Furthermore, we delve into the history behind Stockholm syndrome, and why we may meet you in Stockholm in the event of a zombie apocalypse.

🥳All this and a whole lot more this week on ButtStuff Podcast! Wherever you get your poddys 🎧

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Hello great mates can you believe it's Friday already again? Join us for this week's episode of ButtStuff.

Jay goes back on forth on whether she fancies throwing herself from the brink of space or not. Coming to the conclusion that now we're in our 30s we ache at the mere thought of it. 

We obviously are late to the Olympics situation but bring you our absolute favourite Olympian legends from past and present. Including the one who had to fight off a raging priest and the one who should have probably taken some notes from Trinity the tuck. 

We reminisce fondly about our annual school trip to the world’s shittest theme park where they'd punish us with potential death and a snotty boy.

🎉🎧All this and a whole lot more on Buttstuff Podcast! Listen to us on YouTube or wherever you get your poddys! 🎧🎉

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Hello, hello, hello friends of the world! This week, tune in for the latest instalment of our hideously unedited garbage parade where J comes with no notes other than Charles Mansons death certificate, and C attempts to distract everyone with civilisation! We are considering the lengthy and incorrect construction of a certain Italian tower, and celebrating melon day- throwing in a bit of Morse code for a treat!

Due to reasons, we are having a rejig of our Friday release time. Apologieeess! Cozzy livs. 

Please pay us so we can quit our jobs and do this instead 👍🏼

🎉🎧🎶All this and a whole lot more on Buttstuff Podcast! Listen to us on YouTube or wherever you get your poddys! 🎶🎧🎉

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Happy Peach month you glorious folk 🍑

We are here again this Friday getting tired at the mere thought of golfing holidays and seem to be recommending shitting holidays instead... Don't forget to pack your life savings worth of pants.

In fact this whole episode is pretty much dedicated to shitters and stinkers again. C has a problem and needs to get it off her chest.

We delve into the most interesting rabbit hole of the French mayors/Prime minister/queens body double and how she may now become radioactive.

Tune in for all this and obviously a ton more waffle at ButtStuff! Wherever you get your poddys from (link in bio thanks)

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National moth week is upon us again! Doesn’t time fly when you fill it with 2 reprobates talking garbage for a year!

Clearly the only feasible evolution from moths..