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Happy Birthday to the muse of the Battle of the Boyne, Sir/Dr/Rev Brian May! Birthday celebrations extended also to Sir Plinkleton Frinkletonk Jr III who played Sherlock! He was Sherlock, not Dr Who..

Good job I don’t work as an emergency services operator, “I need an ambulance!”

*sends Brian May*

Our measurement system makes years and hours one and the same, and we discuss our theories on weight distribution including the capsizing of the Mary Rose, and C’s large headed son.

Inspired by recent events, we are starting a business, ‘Scaly Sexy Bog Bag Security Systems’, who will be far more vigilant and naked than recently publicised security teams, we will be donning 104 prosthetic trouser snakes and likely confuse any potential threats to the point of sheer loss of all will and intent. Failing this, we will hold family heirloom taxidermied badgers for ransom. Choose your fate. We will nakedly wear snakes at you or steal your nans favourite badger.

Stay tuned for the upcoming release of our favourite track from our age old repertoire!

🎉🎧🎶All this and a whole lot more on Buttstuff Podcast! Listen to us on YouTube or wherever you get your poddys! 🎶🎧🎉

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Happy world kebab day, national french fry day and paper bag day! If you plan it right, you can celebrate all of these days in one fell swoop with a trip to the kebab shop!

In other news, William Wallace is unsheathing his Leith, and we are showering the birthday boy with shame as per usual.

Tune in for the live dictation of ‘The Watch List’, from which, David Attenborough and Bing Crosby are exempt.

We have made Erasmus a simple student, rather than one of the greatest thinkers of the renaissance because someone can’t read their notes.

Jammo and Billo orange had a fight over who was the best Brian May impersonator, and some people baseballed in a place where one might baseball. Well, until all hell broke loose.

We pay tribute to poor Katharine Parr who ended up in many different pieces after her cazh embalming, tragically garnering more attention posthumously than in life, even with considerably more teeth than the average human, British or otherwise.

Enjoy the tribute of our latest English/Spanish track, the original live version is available on our YouTube now!

🎉🎧🎶All this and a whole lot more on Buttstuff Podcast! Listen to us on YouTube or wherever you get your poddys! 🎶🎧🎉

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Happy 5th July to our great internet pals! It's Friday again so we're here shouting words into your ears👂🎶 you're welcome

Today we're being incredibly British and talking about the mad weather and speed limits. And celebrating our Bampy Bev aka Aneurin Bevan, the glorious bastard.

We also shit the world most murderous fish/pescadito on his birthday. As if the Columbian prison wasn't bad enough he's now got two malfunctioning idiots slagging him off.

And lastly we ponder the impending doom that is going to be here for us all in a min. No wonder Kanye wanted to kill his construction workers to build a bunker. Obviously making Fridays greater for you all with such exciting news.

🎉 Listen to us all wherever you get your poddys 🎉

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Goooooooood Friday ya’ll!

We are back at ya this week with Henners the Ezza, and Elongated MuskRat’s birthdays!

In fact.. once the elongated one sorts out a Time Machine, we can all go to Stephen Hawkins party in Cambridge.. in 2009. A likely motivator for Mr. MuskRat’s career choice..

We are kicking the celebrations off with a good dose of musical nostalgia from the 90’s, and counting how many times we’ve impaled ourselves over the years.

Tune in to find out what nonsense we’re learning this week, including, but not limited to; American Football and training crows. Clearly an episode not to be missed!

🎉🎧🎶All this and a whole lot more on Buttstuff Podcast! Listen to us on YouTube or wherever you get your poddys! 🎶🎧🎉

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Happy June Solstace you sexy bunch of skin bags!

Skidaddle on over and get involved in the big debate about the issues we’ve been haunted by this week, such as the shameless bias towards Baldemort being crowned the winner of the ugliest dog contest, year, after year, after year.. leading us to ask, where is the ugly dog diversity?

We’ve got a cracking maritime tale about a spectacular failure to bonk a boat with a bottle which, inevitably, resulted in the death of 38 onlookers. C gives us little to no information on why she’s signed an NDA about rice, and we are demanding a full redesign of British currency, as well as improved sex education and family planning services for hyenas.

🎉🎧🎶All this and a whole lot more on Buttstuff Podcast! Listen to us on YouTube or wherever you get your poddys! 🎶🎧🎉

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Haaaaappy Friday ya’ll! Hope Summer is in full swing wherever you are!

This week we deduce that a child does not grow a head the size of a watermelon if it is not nourished, and Drake has stolen the identity of a dolphin.

Remember when Robert Bunsen invented the elastic band? We do, join us as we reminisce over the good old days. Also on this day, some people have a birthday and some people died.

Tune on in to discover the origins of J’s debilitating monkey phobia, and why we are so willing to spite lose control of our bladder and bowels!

🎉🎧🎶All this and a whole lot more on Buttstuff Podcast! Listen to us on YouTube or wherever you get your poddys! 🎶🎧🎉

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Happy June to most! Happy September 2016 to everyone in Ethiopia, you absolute mavericks 🙌🏽

Today we get diabetes, it’s donut 🍩 and chocolate ice cream day🍦For this reason, we are investigating the secret ingredient in the only acceptable form of ice cream; that which has come from a man in a van.. not normally where we would recommend obtaining your creamed treats, especially since inflation has meant you now need to sell your organs on the black market in order to finance such frivolous purchases..!

We celebrate the birthday of The Artist, Prince by holding him captive in a pram, a way he would’ve loved to spend the anniversary of his birth.. of this, we are almost certain.

C outs Samuel little arsehole-itis, and J attempts to parent an uncooked chicken. Just the usual in our riveting weekly delivery of excellence ✨

🎶🎧🎉 All this and a whole lot more on Buttstuff podcast! Listen to us on YouTube or wherever you get your poddys! 🎶🎧🎉

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Hellcome and welcome one and all to happy speak in complete sentences day!

Walt Whitman was mad and long, and we love this for him on his birthday!

Along with Clint Eastwood who famously starred in Indiana Jones and definitely not million dollar baby! You can always rely on us for our accurate news about films, actors and singers!

Not forgetting the famous track by DJ Casper - just like murder she wrote! 😙🎶 RIP good sire🫡

C is changing her firstborns name to Adolf, and we have a poster boy dog man bear pig who was actually a girl called Honey Tree Evil Eye. Again nothing but the best hard hitting journalism here.

We are judging Londons famous landmarks because they’re all based on lies and fraud, and J explains another of her irrational phobias.

Tune in for your weekly dose of drivel, delivered straight into your ear canal!

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Happy (don’t) Fry-day brothers and sisters! ☀️

C’s tattoo artist has misunderstood her species completely, perhaps mistaking her for a member of the royal family?!

J explains her irrational phobia of children, and we discuss songs from yesteryear and the bizarre lyrics they may or may not have sung; not forgetting the one about the famous mythical, magical instrument, the trombolise! A likely favourite of the hippies in the 60’s!

Tune in to hear our flagrant disregard for the itinerary, and the beninging of the never ending story!

🎶🎧🎉 All this and a whole lot more on Buttstuff podcast! Listen to us on YouTube or wherever you get your poddys! 🎶🎧🎉

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Happy National Pinot Grigio Day Ya’ll! Sing it with us 🎤

Who’s hunting mushrooms on this fine day? We can’t because we’re not responsible enough to not eat fatally poisonous fungi, but we’d love to live vicariously through you!

Lord Byron’s back again! Who didn’t realise his great mate Murray was in fact, Baldrick of Blackadder, and burnt his entire life’s works in a bid to save his legacy.. He pissed the legacy!!

We spend a bit of time in the 60’s, what a time to be alive!.. when people went to the beach and a love letter home was considered obscene (due to self cultivated perversion)!

C tries to divorce me, for her “HuSbAnD”…. ???!?!?! HA!! I will spite survive ‘til DEATH DO US PART!

Listen to this weeks impromptu dose of confessions, of the absent farter and the semi-orphaned child fraudster, with whom I relate too much. Some children just long not to be the school pisser.

Join us for a load of unhinged nonsense as C derails us completely and I can’t read my own writing!

🎶🎧🎉 All this and a whole lot more on Buttstuff podcast! Listen to us on YouTube or wherever you get your poddys! 🎶🎧🎉

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