ButtStuff

Beautiful folk of the world, it's nearly friday already and this week we'll be bringing you exclusive interviews from Farmer J about the infamous chicken/ferret/goat thefts that swept the UK leaving farmers quaking in their wooden shacks.

 

We also ponder the next victim of the curse of the banana bread and wonder if it will coincide with the predictions of Nostradamus or if the lizards will win this one.

 

We ask the age old question. does love come from the brain or the heart? especially when it comes to a woman as beautiful as Sweaty Cheryl?

 

and lastly we obviously deliberate if David Koresh is sexy. we're still undecided it seems..

Happy Friday one and all!

We are diving straight into the most important part of this special day, it’s national almond day! Hope you’ve got some crazy almond related activities planned to enjoy the day 🥜

On this day 100 years ago, old matey Howard Carter only went and unsealed King Tutankhamun’s tomb, leading to the widespread speculation of the curse of the mummy! There appears to be conflicting information on the date, some saying discovered in 1922 and unsealed in 1923, others saying unsealed in 1922. So that’s quite nice, if nobody definitively knows when they opened something as important as old King Tut’s final resting place, I doubt I need to worry so much about when I opened the houmous.

We are discussing the crazy phenomena of time slips, hearing accounts from people who reported to have experienced such things on Liverpool’s very own Bold Street where our mail can be addressed forthwith as we will be pitching a tent there in the hopes that we can go and live in the 50’s for an hour to catch a bargain.

Stay til the bitter end for our confession of the week where C challenges my very last brain cell to try and comprehend how such a situation could occur, and how quickly you could get a lobotomy to escape it.

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This week on episode 28, we are coming at ya with the perfect guide to celebrating this special day that you didn’t know you needed! We hope you’ve got a stomach of steel and a self sufficient family.

C is well in the throws of her current hyper fixation of UFO’s and the surprisingly plentiful accounts of encounters with our intergalactic neighbours in the Berwyn Mountains.

We are thrilled to learn of the justice served following the unlawful 8 month long detainment of an open water racing bird from Taiwan, accused of being a Chinese spy.

We are beginning our dive into some excellent online confessions.. Lest we forget the legendary tinder date story of the girl who wanted to preserve her poo in a twilight zone of a viewing gallery in her dates bathroom. Not content with this, she came face to face with the offending turd and subsequently became jammed within the gap of shame.

Please feel free to send us yours anonymously for a casual roasting on next weeks episode!

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Happy first Friday of February! Fffffff!

Today we are discussing the joys of living (and dying) in the 1300’s, and investigating why aliens favour visiting farms. Let us revisit the tales of the Welsh triangle, including various other visits from our intergalactic friends and why they’re probably better than Santa.

Since the end of the world is nigh, we are appointing ourselves president because apparently that’s a thing you can just do, especially if it gets us out of having to congeal for our country which we would definitely do at the first sign of trouble.

Tune your lug holes into our weekly batch of nonsense, delivered fresh off the press!

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Happy Friday you sexy lot!

Hoping all those who observe the traditional new year are being treated well by 2024 thus far!

We however, have opted to begin our new year in March, we can’t be expected to suddenly feel revived in the middle of this Baltic winter.

The big topics we are debating this week include the question, ‘why aren’t we seeing white dog poo anymore?’ Is this a worldwide phenomenon?

C gives us inside information on the lesser known, but equally talented, 6th, 7th, and 8th Spice Girls; AKA Naughty Spice, Wife Spice, and Middle Aged Mum Spice.

Tune in to find out why C stormed PTA meetings all over Wales, and MUUUCH more!!

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Good evening, DADDY! Here we are with our 25th episode!

We are absolutely dying at the sky news man who made a very minor verbal malfunction which now will follow him around until his final days.

I enjoyed quizzing C on her knowledge of the US states, where she equally enjoyed making up a whole new bunch of places where we will clearly be blamed for not knowing the prices of any McDonald’s branch circa 1994.

Why too, has C birthed an incompetent infant that is unable to utilise a tin opener? A mystery we will likely, never solve.

Furthermore, have you answers to the big question on everyone’s lips, why aren’t Americans allowed massive knockers?!

Tune in to hear our predictions of the impending doom of many celebrities this fateful year.

All of this, and MORE!.. on this weeks hot new episode, of BUTTSTUFF!

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Happy New Year you excellent beings!

Roll up, roll up! Episode 24 is upon us and what more traditional way to see in the new year than to discuss, in which forms we will tolerate almonds and anything with similar flavours! Tune in to find out which of us will not take an almond!

If you can contain yourselves from that excitement, we will be covering a whole array of various frozen things, such as, but not limited to; Alaska, the Welsh weather, and James Bedford.

Furthermore, we are being controlled and manipulated by the furry little demons that reside within my house, who have grand plans for next years Christmas decorations..

We are paying homage to some of the best and most influential actors of our lifetime, who’s work will be remembered for the sheer impact is had on a whole generation.. or at least us two..

We wish our most glorious, loyal, and all round great mate Geoff the happiest of birthdays and cannot wait to welcome him back on the show!

Stay warm folks, and don’t bother going outside, it’s a trap. Stay in, hibernate, and allow our dulcet tones to warm your ears 👂🏽🔥

Hello hello hello our most excellent internet family!

We are bringing Yuletide greetings and all the seasons festivities to sprinkle ‘pon thee 🎄

Digging around for the origins of Satan Claws himself, we have also discovered Icelands excellent Christmas tradition of the ‘Yule Lads’, which sounds like a bunch of lads out on the lash at Christmas and we are living for it ⛄️

Let’s also never forget the imp that C used to embody by simply existing, and the physical, mental and emotional damage she caused to not only those within our circle, but also the poor unfortunate souls that had the misfortune of living within a 3 mile radius.

Not limited to her own whirlwind of destruction, she spread her impish ways to those suffering with terminal diseases and loudly proclaimed how excellent it was and how they should definitely buy her wares. Stranger still, she’s not the only one..

She may however, be the only one inspecting dogs genitals.. tune in to find out why on gods green earth this is happening.

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Helllllooooooo and welcome to The 12 Days of Shitmas, a festive audio treat just for you!

This week we are delving into the origins of the most disappointing tradition of the Yuletide, the Christmas cracker, which has victimised us both over the years in different ways, TUNE IN to find out how and why! There’s nothing more amusing than being publicly embarrassed by a shouty piece of cardboard with an ill fitting hat inside.

Furthermore we are investigating the longstanding Welsh tradition of brandishing a horses skull and trying to break into the pantries of the locals to eat them out of house and home. There’s not a country in the world with which we identify more.

Tune in for your weekly audio info dump! ..or if you just want to feel more normal, by comparison.. Maybe you can also speak without stumbling over every word! Good on you! You win! 🏆

If not, don’t worry, you can sit with us 👺👹

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Get ready to hear me experience an extraaa long verbal malfunction today on BUTTSTUFF!

“How is that any different to every other episode?” I hear you ask.. it isn’t.

I just feel duty bound to prepare you for the same shit as every week.

We are trying to celebrate Sammy Davis Jr’s birthday, but my mouth will not name him.

‘Tis 43 years since the shooting of John Lennon, or Mark David Chapman himself if you ask C.

But that’s only because she’s trying to cover up the truth of the story…. Tune in to find out the REAL killer..!

Furthermore we are enjoying some of the more recent amusing nonsense from the internet that has graced our existence, and discussing our prior surgical endeavours and future plans for a collective goat face transplant.

Get all this and MUUUUUCCCCHHHH more on your weekly BUTTSTUFF audio treat!

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