Pat's out today, so Jeffy fills in. In completely unrelated news, BYU suffered a crushing defeat. Hurricane Dorian is bearing down on the southeast U.S., and people are getting ready. President Trump re-launches Space Command! Life in prison for a $50 robbery? The Farmer's Almanac predicts a brutal winter. Jeffy educates Keith on the particulars of what it means to be non-binary and lesbian. More-On Trivia returns in one week! Jules calls in with a health update. Are people really dumb enough to storm Area 51?

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