I would give a trigger warning, mainly because she is a trigger warning. 

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Strictly a personal opinion of this major coffee chain and their understanding legal counsel. 

Please don't hurt me. 

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There is something so enchanting about a woman so old with such a vicious mouth on her. 

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Ah, the subtle are of getting someone to spill the beans when they hate you like shit on their shoe. Luckily, I am good at this sort of thing. 

I also can change a tire faster than most.

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Most of what people say just comes out without any thought behind it. Like auto-pilot, just going thru the motions. 

This is where sarcastic people like myself thrive, eating these little audible morsels. Making fun of you is just a side effect.

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There is a high level of difficulty involved in getting someone who seems to hate you to have a friendly little conversation. But I am willing to give it a shot. As long as I don't get tasered.

Wish me luck

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It shocks me how crappy people treat others that could totally fuck with their food/drink/whatever. What sort of bulletproof coat do you think you were born with that will keep karma and a pissed off waiter from tea-bagging your drink and spitting in the gravy on your mashed potatoes?

Enjoy your next dining out experience.

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When you flaunt your vibrator in front of your spouse, they are screwed, but its no fun. 

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Sometimes, other people's freak flag flies in your local coffee shop. 

Ewww.

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Somebody needs to explain to the homeless that if you don't work for a living, you better know how to work it. 

Time to get in the game.

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