There was a time when people didn't view money as something evil or capable of forcing you to do evil things. These days, money is like a super villian, capable of vile acts and unspeakable things. But who will save us? 

Don't ask me, I just work here.

For money.

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Carter the Demon child, need I say more? Can we blame his mom for being a poor parent? Or do we give her a pass like the woman who gave birth the devil in Rosemary's baby?

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Time to go back to your childhood and give proper recognition to the rebel of your early years......... Oscar the grouch.

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Sometimes, nurturing the asshole within can have consequences. Today was one of those days. The avid pursuit of fun can lead to a vicious backlash of shit-headedness that is shocking to behold. 

Time to look in the mirror and forgive someone.

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The term succubus might seem a little harsh, but the idea that this woman might be a demon the will screw you to damnation might be accurate. Withhold your judgement till you read this.

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Home is where the heart is. But what if your heart is all snug and cozy right in the middle of the shit-storm of a dysfunctional relation. Not mine, but the dysfunctional relationship of two total strangers.

The heart wants what it wants.

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Give the ladies their due. They're the only thing standing between us and the entire species dying out. They also live longer and are the life givers. Screw with them at your own risk.

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I am back in the soap opera. Evil villians, sex, money, a court trial and possible prison time. No, its not a new show on Netflix, its the tawdry little tale of Renaldo, the old guy with the POS son. 

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Sometimes you go to the zoo, sometimes the zoo comes to you. When a deer in the headlights moment happens you just need to keep your head down, avoid the hits you can and just hold out till its over. 

But make sure you find something to laugh about during it.

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All children are smart and special. Unless of course they are a POS that goes out of their way to make life harder for their parents. Special circle of hell for people like that.

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