People delude themselves all the time. Like pretending they have a real job or don't have a drug problem. This one comes off as a little bitchy.

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I have always believed that if I keep talking, I can fix it. 

Not working out like I planned.

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The title is from the musical "West Side Story". A dramatic little redub of Romeo and Juliet. This has more drama, but is not as entertaining.

You will either love this one, or hate me for it.

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I was going to say, what is it about an angry woman that- and then I realized both sexes do this. Being angry doesn't make you a Navy Seal. 

Being angry is just being angry, which usually leads to saying a lot of shit you shouldn't. 

Don't worry, be happy.

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This one seems a little judgy and rude. Definitely not PC. My bad, but it is what it is.

Regardless of sexual orientation, watching anyone awkwardly hitting on someone who is definitely not going for it. 

Delicious.

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It is easy to hate shitty parents. But what about dumb ones? It might be tough to set aside a special place in hell for them, but what about a really uncomfortable place in, say, Newark NJ? (I think that might reasonably called hell too)

Either way, dumb parents tend to put great parents, (like me) on edge.

But whatcha gonna do?

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Usually it's only in zombie films that people come back from the dead. And it always horrible.

But not this time. 

Just in time for the holidays, a feel good podcast for the whole family.

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When you go so far down the road to dysfunctional, maybe you achieve functional.

To quote Mr. Spock, in an insane society, a sane man must be viewed as insane.

Of course, he was a fictional character in a poorly rated tv show.

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I weep for the future. Communication is dying as an art form. Listening to 20-somethings speak could be considered cruel and unusual punishment in civilized countries. Waterboarding would be preferable. 

There, I am done bitching. 

On with the show.

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What do stunning young redheads and distinguished old men have in common? 

Quite a bit it turns out.

Sometimes, what should be something wrong becomes something right, just because you like half of the equation. If that makes no sense, you should try it from my side. 

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