My harrowing journey in all its nastiness. Drunken strippers, public orgasms, and Jabba the frequent flier.

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Are men dogs? There is a lot of evidence that points to yes. It's nothing to be proud of, but when you get horny, all bets are off.

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This is not about some suicidal folk song. It's all about the newest victims in the cell phone conspiracy....The deaf.

Can you hear me now?

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Never come between a man and his coffee shop. This is how wars start.  The War of 1812 started because someone took the last available table at a Startbucks. True story

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Look, I know you want to be hip and special, I get it. 

But yoga is just stretching out. 

Nothing more. 

And you are paying a goddam fortune for it. The only thing that would make yoga dumber would be if you carried your own little rolled up piece of foam because the mean ol ground it too hard....oh wait, never mind.  (But it did give the world yoga pants so maybe its not all bad.)

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These days, its not uncommon to see parents that don't really do a lot of parenting. The kids walk all over you. Your grandmother's generation would never put up with it. 

And what if that generation has decided they're sick of the bullshit? 

Then we're all in trouble. 

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My first blog post. Also one of my favorite. This is the one that started my entire rude journey of eavesdropping and binging on caffeine.  Funny, rude, insightful and judgmental. Enjoy

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