Will Sunny and Dawn ever be friends again? Will there ever be a singer as handsome as Belgian heartthrob Pierre X from Jax? Will the mysterious publishing entity known only as ORIM ever get THEIR KNIVES OUT OF OUR BACKS? That’s right, this week Sunny and Dawn are at war with each other, Jax is at war with the notoriously finicky American music market, and we’re at war with ORIM. It’s not going to be pretty.

Music credits:

“90s Alternative Rock,” by FUNTOMASS

“Rock,” by Studio Monkey

“Surf Rock Chase Scene,” by Sun Channel Music

“Vibe,” by Marble Space

“Rhythm of Time,” by Front 242

“Indie Grunge Anthem,” by Phil Larson

“2 Wicky,” by Hooverphonic

“Somewhere Out There,” by Our Lady Peace

Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and to Superbrat for the outro music.

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