Maggie Blume is dating literally the hottest guy in the world! And if you think that’s Pacey from Dawson’s Creek, you’ve made the biggest mistake of your life, because now the irradiated ghosts that stalk your hallways while you sleep are going to stop your lying mouth with their spectral fingers and make you think again. That was quite a journey, wasn’t it? It was for us, too! Strap in for the episode so nice, we did it twice.

Music credits:

“90s Alternative Rock,” by FUNTOMASS

“Jazz Sad Hip Hop,” by Black Stone Sound

“Vibe,” by Marble Space

“Rock,” by Studio Monkey

“Surf Rock Chase Scene,” by Sun Channel Music

“90s Grunge Rock Epic Song,” by Blue Sky Audio

Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and to Superbrat for the outro music.

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