the boiis are back in town and they’re dragging us headfirst into the myspace era with a full retrospective on one of the most psychedelic, chaotic, and criminally underrated bands to ever touch metalcore.

HEAVY HEAVY LOW LOW!!

mac and zach dig up all the old memories of discovering the low low while ranking the entire discography — eps, lps, breakdowns, and brain damage included. by the time the gang got hooked, the band had already dropped 3–4 eps and their debut lp Everything’s Watched, Everyone’s Watching… but was the best still yet to come?

spoiler alert: fuck yes.

O V E R W O R K E D !

U N D E R P A I D ! !

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Heavy Heavy Low Low is an American metalcore/mathcore band formed in early 2004 in San Jose, California. They began playing shows throughout the West Coast and developed a significant following, becoming known in the early 2000s screamo scene for their energetic stage presence.

They released their third full-length album Turtle Nipple & The Toxic Shock on August 19, 2008. The album was recorded and produced by Sam Pura in Oakland, California. Choosing to record with at the time lesser-known Pura allowed the band to stretch out allotted label money and spend 2 months recording the album. The album was a significant shift from their past work and took on a more psychedelic and experimental sound.

Their final EP, Hospital Bomber, has been compared to their last album regarding the coarser vocals of Robert Smith and a decidedly different musical style. The instruments for Hospital Bomber were all recorded live in-studio, instead of being recorded track-by-track. This recording technique gave the album a rawer sound than their previous albums.

The band went on an indefinite hiatus in 2009 citing busy personal lives.

In July 2019, they announced they were reuniting to play a handful of shows in 2020 with the original lineup along the west coast. The tour was postponed due to the COVID-19 pandemic. They indicated that they still plan to play shows when possible. - Wiki

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x another certified classic from the gang called came x

the boys continue their long-awaited dive into the house series — thanks to arrow video’s big mistake of accidentally making the now–out-of-print blu-ray box set region-free. word on the streets is that all the sets were destroyed after someone noticed… but the boys are just too good at running the jewels. they snagged one and are sharing the wealth. no idea if that’s true, but it sounds cool.

this time around, we’ve got soyed-out larry drake and his buddy digging through old family photos of his great-great-grandfather, when they decide it’d be funny to hit the cemetery, dig him up, and steal his crystal skull to sell for drug money.

but when the corpse starts walking around, they figure they might as well book him on real time with bill maher to debate the afterlife or something. pretty sure that’s the plot — it’s been a while.

don’t forget the wild creature effects and practical fx that made the original house (1986) a cult favorite.

the gang is becoming more powerful by the day — soon they’ll merge into a power rangers megazord and mate with god herself to give birth to the new age.

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House II: The Second Story is a 1987 American comedy horror film written and directed by Ethan Wiley from an original story by Fred Dekker. It serves as the second installment in the House film series, and is a standalone sequel to the first movie. While the plots and characters are unrelated, House II involves a storyline centered around a new mansion with a supernatural connection. The tone is highlighted with a greater focus on comedy, with a tone even lighter than the original.

House II: The Second Story was released on August 28, 1987, grossing $10 million worldwide against a $3 million budget and received negative reviews from critics.

In the film, Jesse McLaughlin and Kate, a duo of yuppies, settle in an old family mansion, and learn of the existence of a crystal skull owned by Jesse’s ancestor Gramps. They decide to unbury Gramps, in order to see if the skull was among his grave goods. Instead, they accidentally revive Gramps in the form of a zombie. The mansion contains time portals into other historical eras, and the characters time travel to the Jurassic, to the Aztec Empire, and to the American Old West. They bring back animals and people from the past, but eventually decide to permanently settle in the Old West. - Wiki

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there’s a handful of movies with great posters, but can you name another that sold you harder on exactly what you were getting than the vhs cover for troll?

back before dreamworks came along and rebranded the franchise into an animated sing-along powered by kids bop albums, troll (1986) was a classic horror-fantasy cult film — one that blended fairy-tale worldbuilding with pure 80s creature-feature chaos. some even call its sequel the godfather part II of horror movies.

harry potter and the rest of the potter family have just moved into a new apartment, but something’s off — tenants keep vanishing, and the landlord might not be who he says he is. years before j.k. rowling would borrow the name for her wizard franchise, troll gave us the original magical potter story — the one rowling don’t want you to remember.

directed by john carl buechler, a legend in practical effects and creature design, this movie showcases some of his most iconic 80s monster work — slimy, handmade, and weirdly beautiful.

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Troll is a 1986 American dark fantasy comedy film directed by John Carl Buechler and produced by Charles Band of Empire Pictures, starring Noah Hathaway, Michael Moriarty, Shelley Hack, Jenny Beck, and Sonny Bono. It is the first installment of the Troll film series. - Wiki

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remember that one movie with the flying trench-coat guy blasting down with the sickness in the trailer?

the year was 2001. the internet was slow, the jeans were baggy, and the creeper was hungry. this was one of those movies that came out of nowhere and somehow hit harder than it had any right to.

the trailer promised sick disturbed riffs and jump scares, but what we got instead was a whole other kind of horror! no one could’ve known what was really behind the lens of victor salva’s cult horror hit — a secret that would forever twist how the film was remembered.

join 𐕣 CG 𐕣 and hear the full story about victor salva, the man who might’ve been hiding way too much inside the movie itself.

have you heard about the dark secret plaguing victor salva’s 2001 creature feature that no one without dial-up internet access could’ve even imagined back then??

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Jeepers Creepers is a 2001 horror film written and directed by Victor Salva. It stars Gina Philips and Justin Long as siblings returning home for spring break who encounter a violent truck driver portrayed by Jonathan Breck. The film takes its name from the 1938 song, featured in the film under a version by Paul Whiteman. Patricia Belcher and Eileen Brennan also appear in supporting roles, with Salva making a cameo appearance.

The film was a co-production between the United States and Germany, with United Artists co-financing the American Zoetrope title. It filmed in various towns in Florida starting in August 2000 after Salva convinced the studios to cast Phillips and Long with the help of executive producer Francis Ford Coppola, who had previously financed his directorial debut Clownhouse (1989). Due to unforeseen budget cuts, Salva rewrote the third act during production.

The film was theatrically released by United Artists and Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer on August 31, 2001. It was a commercial success, grossing $59 million on a $10 million budget, despite mixed reviews from critics praising the first half over the second. It spawned a media franchise that includes two sequels and a reboot. - Wiki

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The gang has officially entered Halloween mode and it’s happening all October long!!

After completing their work on Killer Klowns from Outer Space on a modest budget (circa US$1.8 million) the movie would eventually go on to achieve cult status and generated a strong fan-following thanks to its distinctive visuals, clown-alien concept, and practical special-effects work by the Chiodo Brothers.

They started getting approached to do creature/monster work on other films—including ones outside the pure horror domain.

For Ernest Scared Stupid, the Chiodo Brothers were hired to design, build and oversee the creature effects for the main evil troll characters and their visual world. the villain is Trantor and his army of minions. Ernest Scared Stupid had a budget of ~$9.6 million which allowed them to further show their capacity on a somewhat larger scale.

So grab a chair and lets put an end to all this gang violence so we can see how our boys have grown since the last time we all got together.

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Ernest Scared Stupid is a 1991 American comedy horror film directed by John Cherry. It stars Jim Varney and Eartha Kitt. It is the fifth film to feature the character Ernest P. Worrell, and the fourth film in the Ernest series, following Ernest Goes to Jail (1990). In the film, Ernest unwittingly unleashes an evil troll upon a small town on Halloween night and helps the local children fight back.

It was released on October 11, 1991, and grossed $14.1 million. It is the final “Ernest” film to be released by Touchstone Pictures, as part of a multi-picture deal. The next film in the series, Ernest Rides Again was released in November 1993. - Wiki

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the videos never stop rolling in the constant never ending void that the 𐕣 CAME GANG 𐕣 exist in on a daily basis.

this time they’re gonna red pill you on the blow to your reputation you take with normies whenever you start listening to Underoath in your teen years, the short lived TRL ripoff that aired late at night on the USA Network, all the best rap videos with all the bouncy booba action, and how nobody can cancel you when you president is a civilly convicted therapist without the.

𐕣 CG 𐕣 is the new mtv2

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MTV2 launched initially as an all-music video service, once the original MTV had started to shift its programming. As with its parent network, MTV2's focus on music programming would gradually be downplayed during the 2000s. By 2011, MTV2 would primarily target young adult men with original and acquired lifestyle and reality programming, reruns of male-targeting shows from MTV, acquired sitcoms and movies, and a daily block of hip hop and rock genre videos in the early mornings.

In recent years, MTV2 has lost carriage with the growth of streaming alternatives including its parent company's Paramount+, and has generally been depreciated by Paramount in current retransmission consent negotiations with cable and streaming providers. - Wiki

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the boys are revisiting some old traumatizing movie theater experiences from their childhood.

Deep Blue Sea is about a guy who gets a job catering the big shell facility from Metal Gear Solid 2 with his pet bird while he’s saving up to go to bible college when a bunch of big nasty sharks start acting real ornery!

this is one of the final movies of the 90’s decade, and it was a big deal to see in the theater for the gang because all the Jaws movies were before their time. This was everyone big chance to see killer sharks on the big screen!

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Deep Blue Sea is a 1999 science fiction horror film directed by Renny Harlin. It stars Saffron Burrows, Thomas Jane, Samuel L. Jackson, Michael Rapaport, and LL Cool J. It is the first film of the film series of the same name. Set in an isolated underwater facility, the film follows a team of scientists and their research on mako sharks to help fight Alzheimer's disease. The situation plunges into chaos when multiple genetically engineered sharks go on a rampage and flood the facility. - Wiki

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𐕣 CG 𐕣 is branching out into an all new arena that they’ve never stepped into before, until now.

When it comes to modern day mainstream pop music, is there anyone person alive today that is as instantly recognizable as Taylor the Creator?

Enlisting the help of Taylor Swift’s number one fan in the world, the gang will infiltrate the Swifties and came pill them into their movement. Serena will help walk us through the fist half of the latest album The Tortured Poets Department.

This will be accompanied by the second half at a later date. The world is just not ready for that yet.

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The Tortured Poets Department[a] is the eleventh studio album by the American singer-songwriter Taylor Swift. It was released on April 19, 2024, by Republic Records. Swift developed the album amidst the Eras Tour in 2023, with the resultant, heightened media scrutiny on her life inspiring the record. Two hours after the album's release, it was expanded into a double album subtitled The Anthology, containing a second volume of songs.

Swift wrote and produced the album with Jack Antonoff and Aaron Dessner. Self-described as her "lifeline" album, its introspective songs depict emotional tumult, with self-awareness, mourning, anger, humor, and delusion as dominant themes. Musically, the album is a minimalist chamber pop and synth-pop effort with folk, country and rock stylings. The composition is largely mid-tempo, driven by a mix of synthesizers and drum machines with piano and guitar, whereas the visual aesthetic draws mainly from dark academia. - Wiki

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the boiis continue on with another love letter to some of the most amazing achievements in cinematic history.

Jacob’s Ladder had a really promising opening weekend but because of a very pulverizing ending, word of mouth ended up seizing the momentum from growing. It was loved by some critics and hated by others and eventually made it onto Bravo’s 2004 documentary miniseries The 100 Scariest Movie Moments all before it went on to catch the eye’s of a gang called came.

Jacob Singer hasn’t been the same since he got back from the war. He’s starting to see really weird things, and all of his old war buddies are seeing them too.

Jakob’s Ladder also happens to be one of the gangs GOAT movies! no true kino aficionado would be caught death without a copy of this movie, so you’ve come to the right place. watch it with 𐕣 CAME GANG 𐕣 before elon musk finds out and makes it all illegal.

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Jacob's Ladder is a 1990 American psychological horror film[4] directed by Adrian Lyne, produced by Alan Marshall and written by Bruce Joel Rubin. It stars Tim Robbins as Jacob Singer, an American infantryman whose experiences during his military service in Vietnam result in strange, fragmentary visions and bizarre hallucinations that continue to haunt him. As his ordeal worsens, Jacob desperately attempts to learn the truth. The supporting cast includes Elizabeth Peña and Danny Aiello.

Jacob's Ladder was made by Carolco Pictures ten years after being written by Rubin. Despite only being moderately successful upon its release, the film garnered a cult following, and its plot and special effects became a source of influence for various other works, such as the Silent Hill video game series. A remake was released in 2019. - Wiki

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the boys are back and they’re taking a trip to camp crystal lake with possibly one of the most iconic 80’s slasher movies of them all!!

Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives

Friday the 13th 5: A New Beginning may be the peak of the Jason Voorhees saga, but now we can all also learn about how the best 007 movie was the one where jason just shows up out of nowhere and we don’t even have to hear sean connery try to not have a speech impediment for an hour and forty-five minutes.

jason my be a water headed idiot but at least he knows how to make the ‘s’ sound with his mouth the correct way and as far as we know, he’s never beaten his wife.

𐕣 CAME GANG 𐕣 is currently working on a script for the third part of the trilogy staring Corey Feldman, John Shepherd, and Thom Mathews all reprising the roll of Tommy Jarvis hitting theaters next summer!!

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Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives is a 1986 American slasher film written and directed by Tom McLoughlin, and starring Thom Mathews, Jennifer Cooke, David Kagen, and C.J. Graham. It is a sequel to Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985) and the sixth installment in the Friday the 13th franchise. It was the final film to feature Tommy Jarvis (Mathews) as the protagonist and marked Tony Goldwyn's film debut. Continuing from the events of the previous film, the plot follows Tommy after he accidentally resurrects mass murderer Jason Voorhees (Graham) while attempting to destroy his body to ensure he will not return. While Jason returns to Crystal Lake for another killing spree, Tommy must overcome his fear of the masked killer that has haunted him for years and find a way to stop him once and for all. - Wiki

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