A dream is a wish your hole makes, and Thot Topics dreamz DO come true!

We're back after yet another extended hiatus (we promise to have less of those, but we were like reeeeaaaally hungover :/) and we're doing it in style. The girls are joined by the lovely and sensual HARRY TAFOYA in a high tower away from the clutches of the male gaze. But a princess can't help but let her hair down as she makes her way to the balls...

We recap the Billy Porterfied Cinderella with munchy-crunchy Zoom audio for your nerve (we forgot to press record