Audio data from various sources, detailing events which occurred at SITE2 on day 1320.

MAJOR INSIGHT INTO:

• Status and deteriorating clarity of ENTITY9
• Theological convictions and suicidal ideology of ENTITY5
• Interpersonal tensions between ENTITY1, ENTITY2, and ENTITY5

MINOR INSIGHT INTO:

• ENTITY2’s persuasive abilities

IMPORTANT NOTES:

• ENTITY1’s emotional reaction to ENTITY5’s philosophy suggests prior familiarity with the underlying mechanisms. Quite peculiar, wouldn't we say? Or am I prohibited from a bit of cheek.
• I’m increasingly unsure how worried we’re supposed to go about ENTITY5. Either he’s a genuine threat, or the loudest distraction we’ve got.

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Disclaimer: Camp Here & There is intended for audiences aged 16+. The story deals with mature themes and graphic horror which may not be suitable for all audiences. Viewer discretion is advised.

Performances by Blue Wolfe, Voicebox Vance, Corey Wilder, Mikee Joaquin, Ty Coker, and Emily Safko.

With original music composed by Will Wood and produced by Jonathon Maisto.

Additional music composed by Kyle Gabler and Another You.

Dialogue and sound editing by Emily Safko and Blue Wolfe.

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Audio data from various sources, detailing events which occurred at SITE2 on day 1319.

MAJOR INSIGHT INTO:

• Mental facilities of ENTITY2
• Relational conflict between ENTITY1 & ENTITY2
• Psychological profile of ANOMALY0

MINOR INSIGHT INTO:

• Metamorphosis

IMPORTANT NOTES:

• Unbelievable. You really read AGENT23's fanfiction out loud?
• When you discussed with me that the observation efforts would require note-taking, I didn't realize it meant fanciful descriptions. While this may be an accurate depiction of ENTITY2's state of mind, is it not disrespectful?
• AGENT23—You are, of course, entitled to your... creative pursuits, though I was under the impression those belonged in a separate folder.
• Please, for the love of procedural dignity, stop encouraging her.
• Now you know why I suggested the title ANOMALY0.

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Performances by Blue Wolfe, Voicebox Vance, Dio Garner, and Jalen Askins.

With original music composed by Will Wood and produced by Jonathon Maisto.

Additional music composed by Kyle Gabler and Another You.

Dialogue and sound editing by Emily Safko, Blue Wolfe, and Another You.

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Audio data from various sources, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 1318.

MAJOR INSIGHT INTO:

• Status and thought process of ENTITY2
• Relationship dynamics between ENTITY1 and ENTITY2
• Identity, function, and ontological significance of the “Everlooping Duck”
• Effects of anomalous gravity on camp infrastructure

MINOR INSIGHT INTO:

• Social frustrations regarding cross-camp diplomacy
• ENTITY12's unfortunate susceptibility to ceiling-based violence
• ENTITY3’s ongoing absence from all meaningful administrative intervention

IMPORTANT NOTES:

• The events of this file constitute the third confirmed incident of reality destabilization tied to waterfowl behavior.
• Recommend we investigate the possibility of aquatic keystone entities across other SITES.
• I hate that unicorn.
• Re: the file title. I refrain from further comment. But you do see it, don’t you?

Performances by Blue Wolfe and Voicebox Vance.

With original music composed by Will Wood and produced by Jonathon Maisto.

Additional music composed by Kyle Gabler and Another You.

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Audio data from various sources, detailing events which occurred at SITE2 on day 1317.

MAJOR INSIGHT INTO:

• Status & thought process of ENTITY2
• Relationship status between ENTITY1 & ENTITY2
• ENTITY1 observable mood swings

MINOR INSIGHT INTO:

• Chess strategies of ENTITY1 & ENTITY3
• Local behaviors of “salmon”
• Communication from ANOMALY0

IMPORTANT NOTES:

• As previously established, ENTITY3 appears to possess capabilities which exceed the understanding of known magical restriction. Her conduct, while enigmatic, suggests a depth of knowledge we may not be privy to. Given her… unique condition, such implausible proficiency may, regrettably, be within reason.
• Regrettably, ENTITY3 succeeded in dismantling the auditory interception array installed during the prior cycle. Although the network has since been reestablished, the resulting audio fidelity is markedly diminished and may impair precise transcription efforts.
• On a more promising note, we have successfully achieved a stable channel for direct optic observation while maintaining cloaked presence. Unfortunately, trans-spatial anomalies still preclude any form of visual recording, necessitating detailed manual documentation of both appearance and activity.
• It is anticipated—indeed, all but guaranteed—that AGENT23 will once again forgo objective reporting in favor of whimsical editorialization. Please remind her, in advance, that “mystique-to-mischief ratio,” “intensity of raw allure (her phrasing, not mine),” and references to “spook-chic silhouettes on parade” do not constitute valid observational metrics. Please.

Performances by Blue Wolfe, Voicebox Vance, and Susan Dohan.

With original music composed by Will Wood and produced by Jonathon Maisto.

Additional music composed by Kyle Gabler and Another You.

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Audio data from various sources, detailing events which occurred at SITE10 on day 978 and 979.

MAJOR INSIGHT INTO:

• ENTITY1 work history
• ENTITY3 knowledge of affairs
• ENTITY1&ENTITY3 dynamic

MINOR INSIGHT INTO:

• ENTITY1 & ENTITY2 dynamics and perspectives
• ENTITY4 weaknesses

IMPORTANT NOTES:

• As per my duties as AGENT7, resident spoilsport, I must stopper the brewing celebrations by reminding my entire cohort that ENTITY1'S JOURNALS ARE NOT ADMISSIBLE AS EVIDENCE IN OUR COURT. Remember: confessions not given under oath are as good as hearsay. As far as we can legally claim, the words ENTITY4 read out might as well have been his fanfiction.
• ... but God damn if this doesn't feel good.
• And hey, it seems like ENTITY2 now understands a fraction of his situation. A complication, but not necessarily unlucky — I imagine he'll be inclined do some of our investigating for us.
• In the meantime, I'm sure we're on the same page about our next steps. I just hope ENTITY4 doesn't manage to catch a flight to Arkhangelsk before we catch up to him; I don't know that I can handle another transglobal train ride. Especially if you take us underwater again.

Performances by Ryan Henning, Nicholas Belov, Blue Wolfe, and Susan Dohan.

Original music created by Will Wood.

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Audio data from various sources, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 978.

MAJOR INSIGHT INTO:

• ENTITY1 & ENTITY2 relationship developments

MINOR INSIGHT INTO:

• ENTITY3 armaments & accessibility thereof
• ENTITY10 devious plans?

IMPORTANT NOTES:

• Since you've clearly established your unwillingness to remove AGENTS15&16 from their assignment to this case despite their overwhelmingly inappropriate behavior, I may have to take things into my own hands and strand them in some impossibly far reach of space.

Disclaimer: Camp Here & There is intended for audiences aged 16+. The story deals with mature themes and graphic horror which may not be suitable for all audiences. Viewer discretion is advised.

Performances by Blue Wolfe, Nicholas Belov, Tom Antonellis, Gianni Matragrano, and Susan Dohan.

Original music created by Will Wood.

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Audio data from various sources, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 977.

MAJOR INSIGHT INTO:

• ENTITY2 perspective & demeanor
• Grief and turmoil between ENTITY1 and ENTITY2

MINOR INSIGHT INTO:

• ENTITY4 behavior • ENTITY2 historical recollection

IMPORTANT NOTES:

• Were celestial bodies affected by the limn? This is a line of research I frankly can't believe we've never considered.
• This job gets harder and harder with every recording.

Performances by Blue Wolfe and Nicholas Belov.

Original music created by Will Wood.

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Audio data from various sources, detailing a private conversation which occurred at SITE2 on day 977.

MAJOR INSIGHT INTO:

• Relationship dynamics between ENTITY1, ENTITY2, ENTITY6, and ENTITY7
• ENTITY6 & ENTITY7 pre-limn recollections

MINOR INSIGHT INTO:

• ENTITY4 perspective (or line of sale)
• ENTITY3 capacity for action

IMPORTANT NOTES:

• The specifics of what the limn removed from the memories of ENTITY6 and ENTITY7 are becoming more clearly sketched, but we are still left to wonder precisely how they understand ENTITY1’s final year of tertiary education.

Performances by Nicholas Belov, Emily Safko, Ty Coker, and Ryan Henning.

Original music created by Will Wood.

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Audio data from various sources, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 976.

MAJOR INSIGHT INTO:

• ENTITY4 knowledge of & perspective on the limn & involved parties
• ENTITY1 attitude & goals

MINOR INSIGHT INTO:

• SITE2 policy
• ENTITY4 conception of reality

IMPORTANT NOTES:

• It’s ENTITY1, right? We all know it’s ENTITY1.

Disclaimer: Camp Here & There is intended for audiences aged 16+. The story deals with mature themes and graphic horror which may not be suitable for all audiences. Viewer discretion is advised.

Performances by Nicholas Belov, Blue Wolfe, and Ryan Henning.

Original music created by Will Wood.

Sounds sampled from Matthew12Nightmare and MWLANDI. 

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