🎶 “The stars at night are big and bright 👏👏👏👏 Your job’s a joke, you’re broke-” 🎶 Wait. Is that right? This week, AJ and Timothy are toasting (and roasting) their native Lone Star State, from the blissful ignorance of their pre-snowpocalypse living room. Kick off your boots, hang up your chaps, and blatantly misrepresent your ability to use a firearm. Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose, bitches!