This week we welcome you to fish court, and we're taking on big sandwich. Discussed: liam is a farmer now, pissing like a toddler, subway's fish fraud, sticky squishy man, hummus bagpipes, WHO ARE YOU MATTHEW, baby oil poppin, a wet draw, oak aged coke, you gotta chew that shit, the most supple pastry, big sandwich. 

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This week we're joined by our good friend Ollie to talk about his time in bars and a worrying amount of bird murder. Remember: 'mingo don't wait. Discussed: an ink mess, boggle introduction, boomer therapy, zac efron carb sadness, a curdy belly, cockney cowboys with mopeds, a toddler magician, you're in WETHERSPOONS mate, a lot of buttered rims in the magic circle, DYNAMO, slow thumbs fast fingers, deep fried mars bars, I am the one that hots, killing every swan, queen surveillance, seb vs mingo, jesus christ trash digger, milk chugging, two counts of seagull murder, bird tongue, I'M AN UNDERCOVER COP, a van full of crickets, we just need to eat ONE billionaire.

Find Ollie: https://www.instagram.com/olliecoombes_music/ 

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Bare Jams: https://www.instagram.com/barejams/

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It's the third week in a row we've spoken about Seb's seasonal affliction, so sorry about that. We also get a brief guest appearance from Liam's mum, so that's cool. Discussed: seb is becoming his cat, honked up, AI reviews, internet ham, feed this android, oil on liam's cheeks, a gristle pipe covered in sweet sauce, a surprise appearance from liam's mum, too many crumbs, more reviews, one star, pretty good, hospital gift shop, macramé grandma, two jessicas, training montage, ankle jeans, romcom no jeans dad,  bite the biro.

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Today the boys are joined by the illustrious Ella for our longest and wildest episode yet. Discussed: car park conman, a perfect place for a wet stunt, an all beet diet, stop trying to make yarp happen, chugging vinegar, that's my manager, sexual freedom for waluigi, the stew has clogged my brain, mr miyagi, dr thunder & mountain shoutin', prowling for space tiddies, ask jeeves, a terminal lack of urgency, DOES HE NOT KNOW WHO I AM, slip it in the front, nipple pocket, numbles are difficult.

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Ok, so this is the first episode we have been able to record together in person, and it might be all the worse for it. Tired brains means this episode is full of sleepover energy and not being able to stay on topic even if our lives depended on it.. Discussed: Cyber Bullying, Blood Powers, Dirty Auditions, Robot Tats, Harry Potter Auras, Waluigi the sex pest, Who Am I? Reviews, Microwaving crisps, Helium Balloon Disposal, Accidental Bird Wrangler. 

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It's a laid back one today, friends. Discussed: google reviews, I HATE HALPENAS, sausage rubbery, TELL ME MY PIN NUMBER, mandatory customer service, tom cruise's polar express, tom hanks' wide seed, hot and shocking, yoghurt solidarity, AM I SCREAMING?, an italian moment, good crime, bad bonuses. 

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Folks, we had some technical difficulties that resulted in us losing some chunks of the conversation so it might feel like we jump around some topics a bit, but honestly? Not anymore than usual. This week we're joined by our good pal Josh as we talk about his time in the silver service at the races. Discussed: podcast spartacus, disney channel movies, indoor cigars, crop dusting, liam's spicy mouth, PLEASE DON'T GO IN THERE, jelly legs, regular offenders, doxxing your nan. 

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Sometimes you're just minding your own business when a man emerges from a clothing rail and offers you some underwear. Discussed: Seb "Big Guns" Sebastian, rack emergence, penetration testing, furries in a toy shop, brony assumptions, telling your boss you love them. 

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Buckle up for a toilet episode, folks. Join us and our dear friend Nolly (@noll_doll) for a lotta dooky talk. Discussed: croc nuts, no experience karate instructor, getting mercilessly beaten by a child, footprints on the toilet seat, savoury gushers, LADS LADS LADS, yummy mummies. 

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A cosy one today with your two favourite boys. Discussed: thick worms, hideyholes, liam's bowel status, low budget interrogation, the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists, toilet secrets, tourist attractions, riverboat burgers. 

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