"I have knives in my face, I'm gonna use them. Bone knives!" - Liam Lucas, 2021 

"A grape without a pop is worthless to me."  - Seb JJ Peters, 2021

Discussed: can o' pennies, dog biscuits, cookie talk, accidental package consumption, sippy dough, road rules, liam's past sins, hard smooth cakes, plum combat, let me draw you a graph, 2 years, 9 months, 6 days, 4 hours, 18 minutes, 72 seconds until the beginning of the mcrib,  pressure messer, run out of words, this horse can go all day, too much snaffle talk, marketplace chat.

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This week we're joined by Struthless for a lot of talk about teeth, feet and the end of the world. Discussed: weekly cow poppin, crosswords, pickle bouncing,  this is what I think england is, hapenny for a pickled egg, barking at fish, this is a prop toilet, canberra's two types of junkie, let's launder some cash bro, bronze foot models, onlyfeet, apes got it right, 4x4 stink grid, bonsai kittens, teeth & feet, umami balls, oops I forgot my wallet, tv host aura, I've never been punched in the face, dummy thicc fog, prepackaged grandma, the weak spots in our hubris, onions out for tony. 

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"He's definitely got toes, look at his hands!" - Liam Lucas, 2021. Discussed: liam's hole, the smell of a blockbuster, I broke my ass, antman butt poppin, the thunderous pop, boiled grapes, seb's addiction to segues, ruroni kenshin, crocs, lunch thievery, shopping centre catacombs, Jingle Bells ft Trey Songz & Flo Rida, cat co-host, bless my groceries, fan of a good flick, gasping like a man, maintenance dan, I've had a real menty B today, The First Circle. 

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how many squirrels could you fit in your jeans? Discussed: pigeon energy, monkey mode, howling and hollering like a baboon, gonna go nicholas cage PIG, pigs are friends, what does it mean to be relaxed, sharp castanets, jeans full of squirrels, ape on the brain, we only fix broken phones, JCB industrial smartphone, a subservient chimp, warm chocolate, an ouchied little babe, photocopier blues, our sauce son, sharknado, slapfish & punchburger

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Seb's on painkillers this week, folks. Discussed: it's out of our hands, speedrun that frog, drink a goldfish tank, toe talk, I need to replace my feet with shoes, seb's asmr, jibjab hotdog, spykids, loose sausage, can I bring a whole chicken for you to roast, slow motion, all good urbans, dark souls names, the monster mash, that's a large marrow, a lot vegetable talk, pole or pipe, pizza pouch, lemon hubris. 

we're sorry, folks. Discussed: right on time, coal miner ian, broken toes, liam's mug problem, fighting over bowls, willem dafoe's big hollow balls you drink from, marbles, capuccino yucking, the count from sesame street, walking in circles to think, big bird, liam can't remember anything, overballs, one is telling the truth, longer than usual, tummy lovin care. 

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Sorry for missing last week's episode, but we might be more sorry for this one. Discussed: an apology, can you speak to my son, three stars changed my life, the moustache is really important, penguin lullabies, a silencer for your farts, the three wolves that live inside flubber (the movie), the saddest short story, they made me eat a whole pencil, a few minutes of sodden laughter, I must speak to the king, I'm not that much stupid, rub my cheeks,

Hey you there! You're handling that salmon too suspiciously, put your hands up! Discussed: fast and furious, scottish coffee, I don't know anything, ice cubes and scientology, that's some goop shit, cabbage shredding, hot sauce survival, insane sphincter control, you wanna get some of that sweet blubber, the salmon act of 1986, no one can judge you if it's in the sin box, tom cruise's juicy dumper

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This is a multimedia episode, so get ready for some ear candy. Discussed: gammon taxi, fast food game show, sting fucks, alligator assault as a joke, gator burgers, mm that's um - I like that, murder weapon disposal, congratulations, you're going to prison, shoe theft, a lot of bindle talk, show shop sizing tools, wushu finger hold, melon drought, microwave lemonade, fizzy milkshakes, liam's milk youth, strange soda. 

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This week we're joined by our good friend Beckii (better known as Purpl), as she tells us about her time living and working at a dodgy hotel. Discussed: miss piggy should be cancelled, the wet bits inside our heads, a moment of physical crisis, birds are lizards, soda connoisseur, my son knows better than you, the nastiest soda, shoe trauma, strong tongue, burger laundering, I just got electrocuted, the queen of the rats, shop daddy. The youtube duet Seb mentioned is here - https://youtu.be/huEtJw7pfLk 

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