Canned Meat Theatre

Canned Meat Theatre

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Canned Meat Theatre episodes

  • Episode 4- Sliding Down the Razor Blade of Life

    Our fourth (and longest) episode! (let’s hope advertisers notice)

    Featuring: 
    The Major
    The Night Podiatrist: a Pedicure Affair 
    Haiku News
    Wedding Bells Bail Bonds
    Tom Lehrer recalls those golden college days.

    and More!

    “The Major,” written by Doug McDowell.

    Voices:
    Presenter: Stede Bonnett
    Major Alcock Brown: Doug McDowell
    Rupert: Doc Anthony Bravo
    Lady Evelyn Ramsbottom: Kimberly DiPersia
    Lord Ramsbottom: Jeff Rembert

    “The Night Podiatrist: a Pedicure Affair” written by Andrea Howells. Created by Doug McDowell and Jennifer Kalison.

    Voices:
    Dr. Sidney Greenbaum: Doug McDowell
    Silvia: Andrea Howells

    “Haiku News” written by Jennifer Kalison

    Voices:
    News Announcer: Brandon Hartsfield
    Poets: Jennifer Kalison, Doc Anthony Bravo.

    “Wedding Bells Bail Bonds” written by Andrea Howells and Doug McDowell

    Voices:
    Announcer: Kayla Miller
    Con: Doc Anthony Bravo
    Baby Mama: Kimberly DiPersia


    Music:
    “Bright College Days” by Tom Lehrer (tomlehrersongs.com)
    Released to the Public Domain in 2022

    Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

    Support us on Patreon

    32 min
  • Episode 3- Imagine Yourself Enjoying this Meat (Remix)

    Remixed December 2023.

    Our third episode! (well, we’re excited, anyway…)

    Featuring:
    The Secret Life of the Great White Shark
    The Bureaucrat
     Ask Your Uncle Dave
    Tom Lehrer holds forth on the joys of spring (and animal abuse).
    and More!

    “The Secret Life of the Great White Shark,” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell.

    Voices:
    Herve Vachon/Bob: Doug McDowell
    June: Jennifer Kalison
    Floyd: Marc Lucia

    “The Bureaucrat: The Wresting Promoter” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell. Created by Wayne Cothron.

    Voices:
    Phone Recording: Jennifer Kalison
    Tiger Owner: Marc Lucia
    Art Cox: Doug McDowell
    Jim Russo: Doc Anthony Bravo
    Dana: Kayla Miller

    “Ask Your Uncle Dave” written by Doug McDowell

    Voices:
    Announcer/Reader: Kimberly DiPersia
    Uncle Dave: Doug McDowell

    Music:

    “Adventures in Adventureland” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License (CCBY 4.0) http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

    “Poisoning Pigeons in the Park” by Tom Lehrer (tomlehrersongs.com)
    Released to the Public Domain in 2022

    Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

    Support us on Patreon

    23 min
  • Episode 2- Crisis and Universal Brouhaha (Remix)

    Remixed December 2023.

    Our second episode! (despite the pleas for sanity)
    Featuring: 
    The Night Podiatrist...The Bureaucrat...Name and Address Withheld: Say Hello to Mrs. D...The Cold War fondly remembered with Tom Lehrer (what ever happened to Hen3ri?)...

    And More!

    “The Night Podiatrist,” written by Jennifer Kalison and Doug McDowell

    Voices: 
    Dr. Sidney Greenbaum: Doug McDowell 
    Ina Trouble: Jennifer Kalison

    “The Bureaucrat: No Day at the Beach” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell. Created by Wayne Cothron.

    Voices:
    Art Cox: Doug McDowell 
    Debra: Jennifer Kalison

    Other original material written and performed by Doug McDowell

    Other Featured Voices: 
    Kimberly DiPersia (remix)
    Brandon Hartsfield (remix)

    “We Will All Go Together When We Go” by Tom Lehrer (tomlehrersongs.com)
    Released to the Public Domain in 2022



    Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

    Support us on Patreon

    23 min
  • Teaser: The Bureaucrat

    Welcome to beautiful Bellevue Beach, the home of hapless city planner Art Cox.

    Go Sea Slugs!

    Coming soon in Episode 2!

    Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

    Support us on Patreon

    2 min
  • Episode 1- The Miracle of the Can (Remix)

    Remixed December 2023.

    Our Pilot Episode!
    Featuring:
    The Unbearable Emptiness and Impassive Cruelty of the Dessert...Name and Address Withheld: Vaya Con Dios...A recitation of the Periodic Table c. 1959 with Tom Lehrer...

    and More!

    All original material written by Doug McDowell

    “The Elements” by Tom Lehrer (tomlehrersongs.com)
    released to the Public Domain in 2022

    Voices:
    Doug McDowell
    Jennifer Kalison (remix)
    Kayla Miller (remix)

    Music:
    “Space Jazz”, “Desert City”, “Mystery Bazzar”, “Shamanistic”, “Tabuk” and “Tiki Bar Mixer”- Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License (CCBY 4.0) http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

    Sound Effects:
    This episode features these sounds from freesound.org:
    "Cat Growl.m4a" by Christyboy100  (https://freesound.org/people/Christyboy100/sounds/495693) licensed under CCBY 3.0
    “wine_pour.wav” by postworkflow
    (https://freesound.org/people/postworkflow/sounds/360698)
    licensed under CCBY 4.0
    “Kitchen dishes 1” by quetzalcontla
    (https://freesound.org/people/quetzalcontla/sounds/458047)
    “Ambience, Seaside Waves, Close, A.wav” by InspectorJ
    (https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/400632)
    licensed under CCBY 4.0

    https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/


    Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com

    Support us on Patreon

    22 min

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Original sketch comedy, plus bits and pieces of audio weirdness lost in time and space. You never know what's inside.