Can't Read, Can't Write

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Can't Read, Can't Write episodes

December 09, 2025 $401,000,000 Poverty Program
Daaaaaaaamn!
It wasn't a great week in sports outcomes, but it was a spectacular week in sports fundraising. We chat about the donation, basketball, hockey, and our new official football coach.
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2 hr 7 min
December 01, 2025 G’bye Jonathan. H’llo Fat Patzgerick!
And so, Jonathan (L) Smith Part Two: Electric Boogaloo is officially over. The dawn of a new era of Spartan Football is upon us.
But, it looks oddly familiar. And not that bright?
Fortunately, hoops trounced North Carolina. Remember that?
We break it all down, then DO NOT take your social media questions.
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And watch again on YouTube at https://youtube.com/@spartan_pod
To see the full extent of Plum's struggles to share his Chiles cargo pants photo.
1 hr 41 min
November 26, 2025 We're Not Mad, We're Just Disappointed
Another week, another loss for this football team. A team who has the potential to go winless in he Big Ten for the first time since 1958 (and that season had a tie).
Fortunately Tom Izzo and the women's soccer team are here to save us.
We break it all down, then take your social media questions.
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1 hr 55 min
November 18, 2025 Misery Loves Company & Plum's Mustache
Football continues to death spiral with yet another conference loss to a team without a coach and NCAA sanctions to boot. And if things couldn't get worse, Plum has a facial hair mishap. Ack!
Fortunately it was a good week for hockey, basketball, and soccer.
We break it all down, then take your social media questions.
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1 hr 55 min
November 11, 2025 Izzo > Cal
It was a good weekend in East Lansing, with the ice hockey team beating up on #3 Penn State, and beating the Razorbacks in Breslin. Oh, and no football to spoil the mood.
We break it all down, then take your social media questions.
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And watch again on YouTube at https://youtube.com/@spartan_pod
2 hr 3 min
November 03, 2025 Try Hard Awards
Another winnable game lost. We talk about the match and the program. Then take your social media questions. Time is a flat circle.
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1 hr 48 min
October 27, 2025 Good bye J-Smith
The team is now 0-5 in the Big Ten, and losing in all aspects of the game. What is there to do?
The boys talk about the game, the program, and the way forward. And they take your Social Media questions.
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And watch again on YouTube at https://youtube.com/@spartan_pod
1 hr 56 min
October 21, 2025 Forks Down (Our Throat)
One Hate Week down, one hate week to go. The Ole Brass Spitoon remains in Bloomington, and the program continues to tail spin. What does this mean going into the Michigan game on Saturday? What does it mean for the program overall? Any why aren't we a totally converted hockey pod yet? All that, and your Social Media questions.
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And watch again on YouTube at https://youtube.com/@spartan_pod
1 hr 51 min
October 14, 2025 When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Stop Trying
Misery. The guys delve into the UCLA game, analyzing the team's performance and the broader implications for the season. And program, for that matter.
Then we take your social media questions. Of which there are many. And of which they are spirited.
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And watch again on YouTube at https://youtube.com/@spartan_pod
2 hr 12 min
October 06, 2025 Overthrown and Overblown: A Breakdown-filled Break Down with Matt Sheehan
Matt Sheehan joins us to discuss MSU's performance against Nebraska. What are the implications for this team, season, and program moving forward. Then we take a walk Off Grand River, and your social media questions.
Join us next week ⁠ on Twitter and IG @spartan_pod and @spartanpod on Bluesky.
And watch again on YouTube at https://youtube.com/@spartan_pod
1 hr 58 min