Can't Read, Can't Write

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Can't Read, Can't Write episodes

September 30, 2025 Can't Read, Can't Write, Can't Math: An Empirical Study of Victory/Loss Correlation Matrices Based on Three-Way Transitive Relationships in College Football
It's a bye week, so what have we to do but speculate? The boys preview Nebraska, look at the college football landscape, and draw conclusions. Then they discuss the other sports on campus, and take your social media questions.
Join us next week ⁠ on Twitter and IG @spartan_pod and @spartanpod on Bluesky.
And watch again on YouTube at https://youtube.com/@spartan_pod
1 hr 39 min
September 23, 2025 Jimmy and Joe and Down They Go
The guys breakdown MSU's 45-31 loss to USC and walk away impressed by the team's resiliency. We get into scheme vs. personnel, the growth this team has shown and what it'll take to someday be great. After a short jaunt Off Grand River, we take your Social Media Questions. Join in the fun next week on Twitter and IG @spartan_pod or Bluesky @spartanpod.
1 hr 40 min
September 15, 2025 X's and Oh No's with Dante Razzano
We're joined by Dante Razzano of ‪YouAreTheProgram‬ to discuss the Michigan State Spartans' recent performance against Youngstown State.
We breakdown offense, defense, and special teams while Dante clues us in on player and coach speak tropes like, the next man up mentality, trap games, whether players even listen to press conferences, and how halftime adjustments get implemented.
After Dante shares his wisdom, Grech and Jones discuss recent gambling issues affecting college sports before taking your Social Media Questions.
Join in next week ‪at spartan_pod‬ on Twitter and IG. @spartanpod on Bluesky.
1 hr 41 min
September 07, 2025 Eckley! Eckley! Hey's our (Ray) Guy!
Kicker U is 2-0 , defeating the Boston College in a double overtime thriller. The guys got together after the game to record their reactions, look forward to the rest of the season, and take your social media questions.
Join us next week ⁠ on Twitter and IG @spartan_pod and @spartanpod on Bluesky.
And watch again on YouTube at https://youtube.com/@spartan_pod
1 hr 16 min
August 31, 2025 From Lean & Mean to Fat & Sassy: a Tale of 2 Halves
Your Spartans are 1-0, but how did it look? The guys hopped on a call after the game to discuss and take your social media questions.
Join us next week ⁠ on Twitter and IG @spartan_pod and @spartanpod on Bluesky.
And watch again on YouTube at https://youtube.com/@spartan_pod
1 hr 6 min
August 26, 2025 Hot and Ready (for Kickoff)!
In this episode of 'Can't Read Can't Write', we dive into the excitement surrounding the upcoming football season, specifically the first game against Western Michigan. We navel gaze, chatting about how hard it is to preview a MAC team particularly in Week 1. So we analyze Western Michigan's previous season performance while acknowledging a lot of their personnel has changed. Eventually we give up and talk about the new concessions at Spartan Stadium. We then move to the strengths and weaknesses of MSU's position groups, with particular concern for the offensive line and defensive secondary. As the hosts make predictions for the season. Finally we get to your Social Media Questions. We chat game day experiences, bold predictions for the year ahead, NIL experiences and expectations, tailgating traditions, dining experiences, football season predictions, what could have been with Saban at MSU, naming rights and sponsorships at Spartan Stadium, the impact of athletic directors, and our game day traditions and superstitions.Join in the conversation next week on Twitter and Instagram @spartan_pod or on Bluesky @spartanpod.
Grooch will also be talking to Jonesy about how this is obvious AI slop.
1 hr 19 min
August 18, 2025 MSU Hot Seats while UM Cheats
College football is nigh (but not next week), and the NCAA finally releases its findings on the UM cheating scandal. And you have social media questions on both those subjects!
Join us next week ⁠ on Twitter and IG @spartan_pod and @spartanpod on Bluesky.
And watch again on YouTube at https://youtube.com/@spartan_pod
1 hr 39 min
August 13, 2025 Hold on to Your Butts: An Offensive Preview
Woke is dead, so the bro-cast gets as offensive as it can get! MSU football offensive, that is. Got em! Man, we're ready for the Comedy Mothership.
So get your X questions in, because we're stone cold killers.
Join us next week ⁠ on Twitter and IG @spartan_pod and @spartanpod on Bluesky.
And watch again on YouTube at https://youtube.com/@spartan_pod
1 hr 26 min
August 05, 2025 Will the Defense be Offensive? A 2025 Defensive Primer
Defense wins championships. So, let's preview them to find out if they have the goods.
Oh, and Plum get's going about Tre Holloman at Moneyball.
All that, and we take your Social Media Questions! Join us next week ⁠ on Twitter and IG @spartan_pod and @spartanpod on Bluesky.
And watch again on YouTube at https://youtube.com/@spartan_pod
1 hr 24 min
July 30, 2025 Kicking Off Football Previews (get it? it's a special teams joke)
We kick off our 2025 Spartan Football season preview with Special Teams. You know, punting, fielding, driving fans crazy. That stuff. Then we talk about additions to the basketball and hockey rosters, and take your social media questions.
Join us next week ⁠ on Twitter and IG @spartan_pod and @spartanpod on Bluesky.
And watch again on YouTube at https://youtube.com/@spartan_pod
1 hr 36 min