Can't Report That

Can't Report That

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  • Episode 10: Sky Gets Punched By A Kid

    People always assume the adults are the ones causing trouble... but sometimes the kids steal the show.

    In this episode of Can't Report That, we dive into the moments where the little angels were actually the problem. From disrespectful teenagers and kids making questionable life choices to situations so ridiculous we had to ask ourselves, "Who raised you?"

    We share some of the wildest encounters we've had with young troublemakers, including the story of the day one kid took things way too far and punched Sky in the face. Because apparently, some people skip the "use your words" phase and go straight to chaos.

    These are the stories that remind us that working security means dealing with everyone—the good, the bad, and the ones who make you reconsider your career choices.

    ⚠️ Listener discretion advised: Strong language, dark humor, and stories involving aggressive behavior involving minors. These stories are told from our experiences and for entertainment purposes.

    #CantReportThat #SecurityStories #KidsGoneWild #FunnyPodcast #TrueStories #StoryTime #SecurityLife #WorkStories #BehindTheScenes #ComedyPodcast #Bully



    56 min
  • Episode 7: Pxnis Butter Cookies

    Some people you meet once and never forget. Others somehow find a way to become a recurring problem.

    In this episode of Can't Report That, we share some of the wildest encounters from the job, including Sky's ongoing adventures with a woman who takes things to a whole new level—including the unbelievable story of her stealing his mom's cookies. Because apparently, even homemade cookies aren't safe out here.

    Then Oliver tells the story of the time a routine situation turned into a "serious" moment when he found himself surrounded behind an abandoned building with nowhere to ignore what was happening.

    From strange encounters to moments that went from zero to one hundred real quick, this episode shows the unpredictable side of security work where every shift can bring a story nobody saw coming.

    ⚠️ Listener discretion advised: Strong language, dark humor, and stories involving confrontations and unpredictable behavior.

    #CantReportThat #SecurityStories #FunnyPodcast #TrueStories #StoryTime #SecurityLife #WorkStories #BehindTheScenes #ComedyPodcast

    42 min
  • Episode 8: Wigga

    Some stories are so ridiculous that even we have a hard time believing they actually happened.

    In this episode of Can't Report That, we dive into some of the strangest moments from the job, including the time Cu found himself involved in a viral Seattle moment featuring a naked guy, a water fountain, and a character known as "Wigga." You couldn't write a better headline if you tried.

    We also talk about one of the most entertaining parts of working around the public: watching relationships completely fall apart in real time. From awkward arguments to messy breakups and everything in between, sometimes the drama happening around you is better than anything on TV.

    This episode is packed with unbelievable encounters, embarrassing moments, and the kind of stories that make you say, "There is no way that actually happened..."

    This episode is sponsored by Little Miss Sweets NYC — New York-style baked goods made with love. Check them out at https://www.lmsnyc.us

    ⚠️ Listener discretion advised: Strong language, adult humor, and stories involving unusual public incidents.

    #CantReportThat #SecurityStories #FunnyPodcast #TrueStories #SeattleStories #WorkplaceStories #StoryTime #ComedyPodcast #BehindTheScenes #ViralVideos #LittleMissSweetsNYC

    44 min
  • Episode 9: Nxpple Nibble

    A good partner can make a tough shift easier. A bad partner can make a bad situation a whole lot worse.

    In this episode of Can't Report That, we talk about the partners who made us wonder if we were working as a team or just trying to survive the shift. From questionable decisions and being left hanging when backup was needed, to the kind of moments that sound completely made up but actually happened.

    Sky shares the story of an altercation where his partner was nowhere to be found—and things got so chaotic that Sky ended up taking a bite in a place nobody wants to get bitten.

    Then Cu tells the story of one of the craziest moments of his career: performing CPR on a celebrity during a concert in Brooklyn. We can't reveal who it was... but the story is one you'll never forget.

    This episode has everything: bad teamwork, unbelievable encounters, high-pressure moments, and the kind of stories that remind you security work is never "just standing around."

    ⚠️ Listener discretion advised: Strong language, adult humor, discussions of physical altercations, and emergency situations.

    #CantReportThat #SecurityStories #FunnyPodcast #TrueStories #CPR #SecurityLife #Brooklyn #ConcertStories #WorkplaceStories #BehindTheScenes #FDNY

    1 hr 18 min
  • Episode 8: Wigga

    Viral videos, bubble baths and random encounters. Check out Little Miss Sweets NYC @ www.lmsnyc.us

    44 min

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Three friends, countless shifts, and a massive list of stories that never made the official log. Join us on Can’t Report That as we share our most "un-reportable" career highlights, host industry…