Episode 8: WIgga: Trailer 1 . Episode 8 releases on 04/27/2026.

A crazy lady embarrasses Sky with some Penis Butter Cookies

Episode 7: Penis Butter Cookies: Trailer 2. Episode 7 releases on 04/20/2026

Episode 7: Penis Butter Cookies: Trailer 1. Episode 7 releases on 04/20/2026

Some security stories are weird. Some are intense. And some sound like they came straight out of a movie.

In this episode of Can't Report That, Oliver shares one of his most unique experiences: working security for Colin Kaepernick and the situations that come with protecting someone who's constantly in the public eye.

We also hear the story of a completely different kind of day where Oliver and a subject ended up going down a set of stairs together—only for the situation to turn into a fight when the guy decided to throw a punch. It’s the kind of moment that reminds you security work can change from normal to chaos in seconds.

From celebrity protection to unpredictable encounters on the job, this episode covers the side of security most people never see: the strange, the hilarious, and the moments where you have to react before you even know what’s happening.

⚠️ Listener discretion advised: Strong language, adult humor, and stories involving physical confrontations.

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Episode 6.1: Oliver Gets Punched Trailer 2. Episode 6 will be Released on 04/13/2026

Episode 6.1: Oliver Gets Punched Trailer 1. Episode 6 will be Released on 04/13/2026

You thought the first round of scary stories was bad? We weren't done.

In this episode of Can't Report That, we’re back with Part 2 of our scariest security stories—the encounters, situations, and moments that made us stop and think, "What the hell is happening right now?"

From unsettling calls and strange encounters to situations that still give us chills looking back, these are the stories that don't get laughed off at the end of the shift.

Working security means being there when things go wrong—but sometimes the strangest part is not knowing what you're walking into.

Turn the lights down, check the locks, and get ready for another round of stories from the darker side of the job.

⚠️ Listener discretion advised: Strong language, mature themes, and disturbing situations.

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Episode 5: Scary Stories Part 2: Trailer 2. Episode 5 Releases on 04/06/2026.

Episode 5: Scary Stories Part 2: Trailer 1. Episode 5 Releases on 04/06/2026.