Fearlessly Venturing Across The Dark Seas...
CaptainBlackbeard Is Mad As Hell
The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground Returns!
Mates,
This is our most HIGH ENERGY show yet as we bring ye the most wild audio SPECTACULAR ever in the history of the Dark Seas! CaptainBlackbeard Is Mad As Hell is an audio thrill ride of interweaving stories, humor & music unlike anything ever created ye won't hear anywhere else!
In this episode...
- CaptainBlackbeard takes the world's wealthiest business people, politicians and entertainers on a Billionaire's Cruise
- Doc Ellis & The History of the LSD No-Hitter
- Yuri Jackhoff
- CaptainBlackbeard Radio finds God
- The 96th Annual Detroit Marathon
- How Not To Get Your Ass Kicked By The Police
- Rachel In Rehab
- Amazon Package Thief Hunting
- CaptainBlackbeard News
- And Three Hours Of The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground!
Guest Stars in this episode
Bill Gates
Mark Zuckerberg
Jesus
Kamala Harris
Music From
Lucky Kleinschmidt & The Heartbreakers
The Mind Spiders
Local H
Nine Inch Nails
Trifle
Bobby Comstock
The Reverend Horton Heat
Genesis
Stonefield
Jimi Hendrix
Del Shannon
Bugs Bunny
REM
Bill Conti
...And more of the finest sounds around from the underground!
Mates, we went nuts on this one and CaptainBlackbeard Is Mad As Hell is the highest quality episode CaptainBlackbeard has ever released. This episode is being released in 224kbps with all of the music in the highest CD quality 320kbps we could find! We recommend listening on headphones or a high end audio system. Especially for the last scene. Yaaaaarrrrrrr!!!
CaptainBlackbeard humbly thanks and appreciates all of the tremendous support that has poured in from across the Dark Seas. We are overwhelmed with the positive comments, music suggestions and positive energy we have experienced from making this project. It be aces how many of ye have found the show!!! Thank ye so much!
If ye would like to support CaptainBlackbeard Radio. Tell yer friends. Tell yer enemies. Tell the most attractive people ye know about CaptainBlackbeard Radio. Nothing TICKLES the lasses like the Captain's name.
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00:00 - Intro
02:13 - Jack Rhysider Explains DNMs and How To Use Them
03:16 - CB Radio Sponsors
04:57 - CBRadio Movie Preview
07:26 - THX Bass Test
07:59 - CB Radio Opening
08:57 - Network "I'm Going To Shoot Myself On This Program"
10:57 - First Segment "Hey There"
12:25 - Lucky Kleinschmidt & The Heartbreakers "Runnin' Down A Dream"
16:45 - Second Segment
18:11 - Versus Commercial "Metallica Versus"
21:05 - Network "I Ran Out OF Bullshit"
22:41 - Henry Gibson For The Dead
23:35 - Third Segment "Filthy Goes To A Funeral For Aurora Market"
24:55 - The Mind Spiders "You Are Dead"
26:55 - Speak Out 1
27:55 - Yuri Jackhoff, Dark Net Vendor & Hallucination Market Administrator
30:25 - Fourth Segment "CaptainBlackbeard's 2021 Cruise To Glacier Bay Alaska"
32:42 - Local H "All The Kids Are Right"
36:29 - Bill Gates Calls CaptainBlackbeard Radio
40:00 - Network "A Voice Spoke To Me In The Night"
41:58 - What Is Love?
43:56 - Fifth Segment "The Lockdowns Finally End For Filthy Fingers"
46:37 - Nine Inch Nails "Every Day Is Exactly The Same"
51:08 - Speak Out 2
51:56 - The 96th Annual Detroit Marathon
53:05 - National Public Radio
55:15 - Doc Ellis & The LSD No Hitter
59:40 - Sixth Segment "Filthy Fingers Drops National Public Radio's Brown LSD"
01:05:00 - Trifle "New Religion"
01:11:06 - CaptainBlackbeard Radio Half-Time Quiz Part 1
01:12:07 - Network "I Am Mad As Hell"
01:16:57 - CB Radio Half-Time Quiz Part 2
01:18:00 - Seventh Segment "Filthy Gets Acquinated With Himself And His Neighbors"
01:20:18 - Bobby Comstock "Right Hand Man"
01:22:17 - The Following Statement Was Written By An Angry Dwarf
01:25:15 - Senator John Rube Boob
01:32:58 - Reverend Horton Heat "I'm Mad"
01:36:05 - Mark Zuckerberg Calls CaptainBlackbeard Radio
01:39:31 - Parker Brothers Scot-Free Commercial
01:40:40 - Network "The Tube Speech"
01:45:43 - Eighth Segment "Filthy Discovers Tele-Evanglism"
01:46:55 - Genesis "Jesus He Knows Me"
01:50:59 - Speak Out 3
01:52:15 - Amazon Package Thief Hunting
01:55:41 - Ninth Segment "Filthy Turns His Money Into Holy Water"
01:57:22 - Stonefield "Eyes"
02:02:00 - How To Not Get You Ass Kicked By The Police
02:05:38 - Versus Commercial "Tequilla"
02:05:59 - Network "America Is Being Bought By Its Enemies" Speech
02:11:00 - Tenth Segment "Filthy Meets Jesus"
02:13:25 - Jimi Hendrix "Are You Experienced"
02:17:32 - Rachel In Rehab
02:20:40 - Speak Out 4
02:21:11 - Eleventh Segment "Filthy Turns His Holy Water Into COVID-19 Vaccine"
02:24:20 - Del Shannon "Move It On Over"
02:27:11 - What Is Love? "Greta Thunberg"
02:29:46 - Network "You Have Meddled With The Forces Of Nature"
02:38:31 - Twelfth Segment "Filthy Discovers Himself"
02:40:10 - Bugs Bunny "Money"
02:42:40 - Kamala Harris Calls CaptainBlackbeard Radio
02:47:30 - CaptainBlackbeard's 2021 Billionaire's Cruise
02:53:36 - CB News
02:56:48 - Network "Howard Is Cancelled For Low Ratings"
03:01:33 - CaptainBlackbeard Radio Promo
03:04:53 - End Segment "Thank Yous & End Information"
03:07:18 - Steppenwolf "Born To Be Wild"
03:10:50 - Next Transmission
03:14:39 - CaptainBlackbeard Post-Credits Callback
03:16:09 - CaptainBlackbeard End Theme
