Cash Pineapples

Cash Pineapples

By Halli BorgfjordComedy
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Cash Pineapples episodes

  • 32 - S**t Sandwich

    This week I talk about the importance of setting up your lifestyle to be a successful trader, where to keep putting your money during the sell-off, and where will all of this inflation really lead us? Spoiler alert: not anywhere good. But we'll be ready! Get on it.

    38 min
  • 31 - Golden Goose Gerrity
    This week I am joined by the pride of Hoboken, Ryan Gerrity, aka BroBoken aka the Golden Goose God. We talk about his daily trading strategy and get into some of the technicals of the Golden Goose trading strategy. Think of it as our algo to beat the algos. We also talk about our defining moments as traders/investors and for me as a comedian. I felt extra inspired after this conversation. Pardon our tech. IT WILL IMPROVE AS WE GROW BABY!
    Link to the Degen blog: https://www.degendaytrader.com/ 
    linktr.ee/Br0boken
    1 hr 23 min
  • 30 - Capital Pains

    The stock market sell-off barrels on this week as I talk about investment haters, add to reasons why Elon Musk might not buy Twitter (again), we stumbled on how a way to manipulate a Tesla trade in the Discord morning voice, and while Warren Buffett might be smiling now I still don't think he played the pandemic crash correctly. Looks, like we're all getting another shot at it!

    33 min
  • 29 - We're All Poor Again!
    This week I reiterate my approach to bear markets. Elon got some big support from another tech billionaire for his Twitter purchase. Pretty much everything in the equity market is diving but the good companies will come back. Many won’t. I also share more on how to get started with options trading and why now is a better time than almost any to get started.
    Bueller Buys Course
    http://tiny.cc/BBcourseKeanuTrades
    WeBull link account setup for Free Stocks.
    https://a.webull.com/6rhjA96X4TDAf2GPfO
    46 min
  • 28 - The Process w/Special Guest: Keanu Trades

    This week I am joined by the man, the myth, the legend... Keanu Trades! Founder of the KT Discord and all around options day-trading mastermind. We talk about the bloodbath that has been going on in markets recently, standup comedy (of course), and Keanu shares some of his most insightful tips for being a truly successful trader. 

    solo.to/bueller (link to everything Bueller) 

    discord.gg/keanutrades (link to premium KT discord) 

    44 min
  • 27 - Recessions Make Millionaires

    This week I talk about being wrong, but glad, that Elon bought Twitter. The Nasdaq had its worst month since 2008 and so did Amazon. Tesla is flashing some buy signals along with much of big tech. I also went to my first Yankees game this past week and tried to overdose on ramen. The East Coast is the best coast!

    40 min
  • 26 - Someone Always Knows

    This week I talk about the Netflix tumble and how Michael Burry is full of it again. I breakdown the latest Tesla earnings, talk about the competition that is making Shopify cool off, and reiterate that manipulation is at it again to shake out the new retailers. Don't fall for it! 

    43 min
  • 25 - Live from Wall Street

    I'm back in the greatest city in America! Well to be honest it's one of the only REAL cities in America, but it's great to be back in NYC! Recording this from my hotel a couple of blocks from Wall Street as I go into my pet peeves about NY before going into the Shopify stock split, Elon Musk being sued for his Twitter buys, and stock options being the best distraction you can find!

    41 min
  • 24 - Grifters of the World Unite

    This week I talk about the rise in amazing scammers thanks to the surge in Netflix documentaries like Bad Vegan and The Crypto King. Perhaps I found yet another career path?! I also got back on the horse with options this week and learned some good lessons in the paper account and OF COURSE I give my thoughts on Elon Musk now being the largest shareholder of Twitter. The only social media company I've ever owned!

    37 min
  • 24 - Weekend Update

    This week I got myself a once a year level hangover, reconnected with my LA comedy family, and learned that West Coast trading is another animal. I also tease some of my tax tricks and explain my reasons for the rise in stock splits. A shorter episode this week but back in full next!

    31 min

About Cash Pineapples

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Before becoming a comedian of over ten years, Halli graduated with a degree in accounting and economics and worked briefly at a fancy big-four accounting firm. He then threw it all away for…