Cash Pineapples

Cash Pineapples

By Halli BorgfjordComedy
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Cash Pineapples episodes

  • 13 - Inflation Nation

    It’s been a painful start to 2022 but this is the most excited we’ve been about stocks in almost two years. Opportunities are all over the place with inflation scaring everyone away from our beloved tech stocks. How do you stop inflation? You don’t. How do you get protected from inflation? Investing. It’s that simple folks. This episode is sponsored yet again by artists The Walking Apollo. Check out their debut album on Spotify and digital platforms everywhere!

    50 min
  • 12 - New Year, Old Me
    Tesla flexes their muscle yet again, Apple is the first company to hit $3 trillion, I learn an old lesson in setting limit orders, Pelosi’s husband is back at the options feeding trough, and Toyota is the best-selling automaker in America! What a time to be alive.
    We are sponsored this month by artist WALKING APOLLO. New album out now on Spotify and digital platforms everywhere. Link below.
    https://open.spotify.com/artist/3YNrbwpnsSDZu1hXEi07Z5?si=ZWvDzgywRmiFTonDWV2Rgg
    54 min
  • 11 - Here We Go Again

    Virus fears are back but not everyone is buying it. We’ve been buying the December dips all month to prepare for 2022. Elon is done selling his Tesla shares and we go into why Tesla will shine in 2022 among a few others. Also, I add in my hot take on the hit show Succession. 

    38 min
  • 10 - Year End Pain

    Take your pick of what’s spooking investors going into the end of the year. Inflation, Omicron, Fed rate hikes, big funds taking profits/tax cuts?! We got it all. I also share my secret on how to effectively live beyond your means. We’re all gonna need it after the past two weeks.

    40 min
  • 9 - You don't know Jack
    Jack Dorsey officially steps down from Twitter and we talk about why it's a win for both Twitter AND Square (or should I say Block). Fintechs are getting hammered but we think they're in oversold territory. Amazon announced two massive partnerships with AWS, we breakdown the production of the new NOVONIX factory in Tennessee and end on a rant about annoying dinner parties.
    36 min
  • 8 - Red Friday

    Major U.S. markets had their worst day of the year following Thanksgiving and we reiterate the importance of narrowing your focus with your investments. Our MVP stock of 2021, Novonix, is making moves again and we’re more bullish than ever. We officially jumped ship on Zillow and you’re never gonna believe who Ken Griffin (CEO of Citadel) outbid for an original copy of the U.S. Constitution. Listen and ignore your family for awhile.

    41 min
  • 7 - Crowdstrike Three

    We’re starting to see the market ever so slightly separate winners and losers in sectors that have run up lately like EV’s, fintech, and cybersecurity. We stand by our top holdings that continue the weather the mania and two of our favorite picks hit new all-time highs again this week. Also, just in… the Staples center is being renamed Crypto.com?! It's all happening!

    36 min
  • 6 - Capital Gainz

    Elon Musk is stealing headlines again with his Twitter poll to sell Tesla stock just in time for the Rivian IPO this week. One of our top picks for 2021 crushed earnings and Wall Street is starting to realize their disruptive potential, Fintech giants Square and PayPal are taking temporary hits and we explain why, and Robinhood gets hacked... SHOCKER. Year-end is already heating up! Get on it.  

    Link for WeBull account setup and FREE stocks. 

    https://a.webull.com/4vwjA96X4TDAf2G1SF

    48 min
  • 5 - Broken Records

    Tesla stock hitting new record highs yet again along with Nvidia, Netflix, Microsoft, and Google. Elon calls for the UN to put their mouth where HIS money is, Spotify posted a first-ever profit, Facebook is becoming Meta, Affirm makes another major partnership and I breakdown their valuation versus Afterpay, I also explain why I no longer invest in ETF’s but why they work for many.

    Link for WeBull account setup 

    https://a.webull.com/4vwjA96X4TDAf2G1SF 

    52 min
  • 4 - Give it a GOOGL

    The Tesla rocketship has been reignited with the stock flying back over $1000 a share, Google blew away estimates (again) and is on the verge of being a bigger streamer than Netflix, Spotify is turning a corner with user subscriptions, and I'm pretty sure Donald Trump made back all of his bad investments in one fell swoop with Digital World Acquisition. Crazy! Like/Subscribe and follow @CashPineapples on IG for more.

    47 min

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Before becoming a comedian of over ten years, Halli graduated with a degree in accounting and economics and worked briefly at a fancy big-four accounting firm. He then threw it all away for…