Cash Pineapples

Cash Pineapples

By Halli BorgfjordComedy
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Cash Pineapples episodes

  • 3 - Tomahawk Steaks

    Tesla is on a massive winning streak leading up to Q3 earnings, Bitcoin just hit a new all-time high, Netflix made a billion dollars on the most unsettling show they’ve ever made, Federal Judges are making shady stock moves, and I discuss my theory for how hedge fund managers do coordinated sell-offs and I’m NOT wrong. The charts don’t lie! Download and Subscribe.

    42 min
  • 2 - Live from Gate B8

    This week we start with breaking down the debt load held by each generation of Americans... Gee, I wonder who came out on top? I also go into a couple of our darling picks from the beginning of the year, Airbnb and Novonix. We double-down on Fintech with Affirm and Square and play out a possible call option scenario for next year. Midweek markets looking nice! Get on it!

    34 min
  • 1 - And We're Back!

    The High Tea podcast officially becomes Cash Pineapples. We’re streamlining the YouTube show with the podcast and putting everything under one name with more focus specifically on finance. This week I talk about my overall investing strategy, tricks that work for me, and how cash pineapples stock picks have done so far this year. Spoiler alert: pretty damn well! Subscribe to Cash Pineapples here and on YouTube.

    47 min
  • 52 - The Merger

    This episode marks a year of the podcast and we're switching things up! Halli sits down with producer, Nick, to discuss a new format coming to the show aka Cash Pineapples! We then get into cybersecurity, Apple investing in streaming, Amazon Web Services and more. Apologies for the bad audio on Nick's mic, this was supposed to have video as well but due to some tech issues it'll just be audio.

    49 min
  • 51 - Billionaire Listener

    This week I talk about going on a “yacht” over the weekend, why what’s happening in Afganistan was only a matter of time, I deflect the investigation into Tesla’s autopilot system, and my pink sheet stock from January gets acquired by a major corporation! Like/subscribe and follow @HalliB for more.

    48 min
  • 50 - Over The Hill

    We made it to 50 episodes and to celebrate we’re shutting back down again! Well, kinda. My return to NYC has been cancelled thanks to Governor meatball and Delta, BUT at least bitcoin is back on the rise and so is one of my favorite stocks, Square! I break down their $29 billion acquisition of Afterpay, forecast the rest of my financial 2021, and explain why you need to start a social media account for hobbies only. Like/Subscribe and follow @HalliB for more!

    46 min
  • 49 - Yes Man
    This week is a car-cast! Recorded while driving for standup shows I talk about going skydiving for the first time this weekend and how living out the plot to the movie "Yes man" isn't the worst idea. I also talk about the fake space race and why companies like Amazon missing on earnings doesn't matter. Like/subscribe and follow @HalliB for more.
    50 min
  • 48 - Opening Ceremonies

    This week we talk about how ridiculous the Olympics are, how great the NBA finals were, the underrated food staple of Chicago, and the five industries everyone should have exposure to in their stock portfolio. No, but for real you'll want to know. Like/Subscribe and follow @HalliB for more.

    47 min
  • 47 - Grow Up

    This week Halli talks about how things don’t always work out as you planned, how you don’t know who you are until your late 20’s, how many white people still don’t understand what privilege means, and why Apple/Amazon are gonna rule the world! Like/Subscribe and follow @HalliB for more!

    45 min
  • 46 - I plead the 4th

    This week I talk about my distaste for most major holidays, Robinhood pays a $70 million fine for the meme-stock fallout, Bill Cosby is out of jail but Sha’Carri Richardson is taking heat, and Blackstone makes a big investment in comic books by taking a majority stake in CGC?! I SWEAR there was someone saying something about comic books being similar to investing in the stock market but who could it be… I wonder?! Like/Subscribe and follow @HalliB for more.

    57 min

About Cash Pineapples

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Before becoming a comedian of over ten years, Halli graduated with a degree in accounting and economics and worked briefly at a fancy big-four accounting firm. He then threw it all away for…