Cash Pineapples

Cash Pineapples

By Halli BorgfjordComedy
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Cash Pineapples episodes

  • 45 - Fight Night

    This week Halli talks about the new way to go viral, why instant replay is the cancel culture of sports, John McAfee being the latest person to get “Epsteined” and stock predictions for the second half of 2021. Lots going on this week! Like/Subscribe and follow @HalliB for more.

    45 min
  • 44 - This Means War

    We’re in a full-fledged war with the local police department! White boy summer is heating up again as Halli is nearly arrested and harassed for skateboarding by an overly anxious cop. So we're takin it to city hall and sitting down with the Mayor and Chief of Police. Also, we talk about the Feds seizing Bitcoin, why BlackRock buying up homes is scarier than you think, and how deeply connected the Biden administration is to the most powerful fund on Wall Street.

    57 min
  • 43 - If you can't beat em, join em

    This week Halli focuses on disgusting human behavior, the new Tiger King shows in production, a threat to Elon Musk from the hacker group Anonymous, makes the case in defense of drug dealers, and there’s good burritos in NYC now?! WHAT?!! Get on it.

    50 min
  • 42 - Halli's Book Club

    This week Halli reviews how the reopening of America has been going so far and recounts all the “fun” we’ve been missing out on. Also, focuses in on a few stock favorites like Nvidia and who could be the next big stock split, and explains why we need to start buying each other books more often. Subscribe and follow @HalliB for more.

    49 min
  • 41 - White Boy Summer

    WBS is getting out of hand before it even begins as Halli recounts a gnarly fall on an electric skateboard and we have the first ever guest to the show! Joining Halli is self-made tech tycoon and investing guru, Nick Woodhams. Halli and Nick talk about how the adoption of Bitcoin is no less crazy than our current financial system and Nick shares when and why he picked the companies he did to such success. Plenty of good information to go around. Subscribe and follow @HalliB for more.

    1 hr 12 min
  • 40 - Burn Bridges

    Halli breaks down Elon’s infamous u-turn tweet on Bitcoin, doubles-down on some comedy controversy, talks about the upcoming release of Cash Pineapples, and why burning bridges can be a good thing. Subscribe and follow @HalliB for more. 

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    50 min
  • 39 - In Lloyd Ostertag We Trust

    This week Halli officially joins the Doge army, explains his Dogecoin conspiracy theory, is proved correct on Detroit-style pizza, gets creeped out by a NY Times article, shares thoughts about Elon on SNL, and is already dreading moon snobs. Listen and follow @HalliB for more!

    46 min
  • 38 - Never Sell

    This week Halli talks about some hot comic book investments, where technology has completely missed the mark, the pros/cons of hiring people on Fiverr, and breaks down why Tesla sold some of their Bitcoin and why you never should. Like/Subscribe and follow @HalliB for more.

    54 min
  • 37 - Fonzie Scheme

    This week Halli reiterates his take on the potential Biden capital gains tax increase, 4/20 disappoints Doge but not Apple, Tesla provided a morbid buying opportunity, and Hollywood uncovers the biggest Ponzi scheme in entertainment history?! Oh and we bought more Bitcoin. Always more Bitcoin. Listen/Subscribe and follow @HalliB for more!

    53 min
  • 36 - Workin' Like a Doge
    Comin' to you from the Deep South in Alabama! Halli discusses flying for the first time in over a year, how it feels to be in Alabama for the first time ever, the Coinbase IPO (again), stocks that have lost their way, and of course DOGE! Like/Subscribe and follow @HalliB for more.
    54 min

About Cash Pineapples

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Before becoming a comedian of over ten years, Halli graduated with a degree in accounting and economics and worked briefly at a fancy big-four accounting firm. He then threw it all away for…