Cash Pineapples

Cash Pineapples

By Halli BorgfjordComedy
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Cash Pineapples episodes

  • 25 - GameStop the madness
    Halli weighs in on everything GameStop, AMC, and Dogecoin the safest investments you could make in 2021! Robinhood goes from being for the people to against the people in the span of a day, we double down on Tesla, and more Epstein fallout is in the news?  
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    50 min
  • 24 - Back to Boring

    Halli talks about his hopes for a boring Biden administration and a recent trip to Chipotle sets off a series of events that leads to fast food workers not deserving a raise. We also got some mega millions tickets (losers) and took on your stock questions... Y’all are a risky bunch, eh?! Should be a big week! Listen now to prepare yourself! Subscribe and Follow @HalliB for more.

    53 min
  • 23 - This is my Only Fans

    Did you survive the first week of social media cleansing?! Halli talks about how getting removed from Twitter and AirBnB isn’t that crazy, the fears of futuristic workout equipment, Donald Trump becoming enlightened post-presidency, and of course, stocks! Ark Invest is coming out with a new Space ETF and a billionaire who has half of his net worth in Bitcoin invested in a close personal friend?! Subscribe and follow @HalliB for more.

    53 min
  • 22 - Buy High, Sell Higher

    Halli talks about the fake Coup in D.C. that took place this week, Family Video closing all of their remaining locations, and why not everyone deserves to succeed.  We also explain why everything related to financial markets is surging, including stocks you should be investing in and Bitcoin, but shares cautionary advice to help navigate these insanely hot markets for what lies ahead.  Like and subscribe and follow @HalliB for more! 

    47 min
  • 21 - New Year, Who Dis?

    We're back with good audio and OF COURSE Halli opens up this episode with a brief chat about the current Bitcoin surge and what 2021 holds for financial markets.  Further topics include shitty NYC dog owners, lazy restaurant staff, Starbucks Reserve, and my ongoing feud with a barista.  Share and subscribe! Follow @HalliB for more!

    53 min
  • Bye, Felicia!
    We made it to the last episode of 2020! Halli goes for a walk around NYC (pardon the sound quality this week) and talks about what to expect from 2021 and how this year has taught us to prepare for the worst. We also make sure to criticize Kirk Cameron, the Trump stimulus holdout and we invested in two more companies this week! A rare move. Which ones?! Listen up. Rate/Subscribe and follow @HalliB for more!
    47 min
  • 20 - Insider Trade Me

    This week Halli doubles down on his dream to partake in insider trading someday and talks about how we saw a lot of illegal trading happen right before our eyes last week as Tesla gets ready to join the S&P 500. Further, we discuss the possible upcoming stimulus bill and how regardless of what happens you can’t rely on the government to bail you out unless you are a massive corporation. Fun stuff! Please like and subscribe. Follow @HalliB for more!

    45 min
  • 19 - Vaccines For Sale

    Another round of lockdown rules is coming again to New York City as this episode goes live! How fun! Halli discusses how the city is responding and goes heavy on some investing advice this week with the introduction of both DoorDash and AirBnB to public markets.  We also go deeper into why IPO's are bullshit along with Disney despite their effort to throw as much Star Wars nostalgia at us as they can. Please subscribe/comment and follow @HalliB for more!!

    50 min
  • 18 - Get Yours!

    This week Halli focuses on the importance of doing what you need to do to succeed in a creative endeavor, talks about the struggle to find food late at night in New York City, the hypocrisy of the "shutdown politicians" across America, and the fact that the Royal family in England isn't so regal.  It's another fun one! Please comment or leave a review, it helps new listeners find the show! Follow @HalliB for more.

    54 min
  • 17 - Live from New York it's Monday morning!
    We made it to NYC! Halli talks about the state of New York during the lockdowns and some of the aftermath that is rampant across the city, he also calls out the biggest, most beloved, comedian on Earth. Uh oh! Tune in! Short but sweet this week. Rate/subscribe and thank you for listening!
    36 min

About Cash Pineapples

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Before becoming a comedian of over ten years, Halli graduated with a degree in accounting and economics and worked briefly at a fancy big-four accounting firm. He then threw it all away for…