Cash Pineapples

Cash Pineapples

By Halli BorgfjordComedy
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Cash Pineapples episodes

  • 6 - Place your bets

    Halli goes to Chicago to escape the monotony of life during COVID, comedy clubs are starting to close permanently, and corruption is at an all-time high on Wall Street! Halli talks about clubs he wishes would close and how you could make some extra money betting on current events. Get in on the corporate greed!! It's what America is about!! Please rate/review, share with a friend (or enemy), and thanks for listening! 

    48 min
  • 5 - Summer is OVER and Cancel Taco Bell

    The stock market is crashing, COVID is spiking, and Congress is back. SUMMER IS OVER! Halli discusses the insanity of the news cycle, doubting advice from your family, and the most disturbing news of the week... the Mexican Pizza being axed from the Taco Bell menu.  Please share/subscribe and Rate/Review! Thank you! 

    50 min
  • 4 - BLM isn't a sandwich

    Hot week this week... Not necessarily in a good way, but Halli navigates the news coming out of Kenosha, getting somewhat back to normal, a Taco Bell let down, makes the case for Little Caesars, and more! Download it and send to a friend. It's for your health! Rate/Subscribe and follow me @HalliB. Thanks and I love you.

    48 min
  • 3 - Daredevil is Batman and Post Office Vigilantes

    Halli talks about the new Batman trailer while making the case for why Daredevil is more badass. Sports growing up the 90's versus today, arming the Post Office, and Steven Bannon being arrested by said Post Office. Please rate/subscribe and follow me on Twitter/Instagram @HalliB. Also, be my friend on Facebook if you're still into that kind of thing. #ImwithHim

    53 min
  • 2 - Fried Chicken and Halli for Mayor

    Halli discusses his friends that are losing their minds, the Proud Boys protest in Kalamazoo, using the stock market to see what billionaire's are up to and his inevitable campaign to run for Mayor of a small town. Listen, rate, and subscribe for the love of God!!

    51 min
  • 1 - The Pilot

    The first ever episode of High Tea w/Halli B.  We get started by talking about shitty podcasts, cancel culture, camping, Epstein, guns and how to navigate quarantine/the end of the world. Get on it!

    54 min

About Cash Pineapples

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Before becoming a comedian of over ten years, Halli graduated with a degree in accounting and economics and worked briefly at a fancy big-four accounting firm. He then threw it all away for…